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The Llama: The Wombat's Bloodthirsty North American Cousin

For wonderaz.

It wasn't until we started spreading the word that people began to realize that Wombats were wing-ed beasts that feasted on the blood of white children. Now, apparantly, we find that the Llama has three sets of fighting teeth buried in its mouth that it uses to rip unsuspecting people's scrotum's off. And this feature comes STANDARD!

Spread the word.

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(old story)

While walking back from my cousins house one night(drunk), I took a short cut through a llama farm. I got lost in a maze of llama wire but didn't have a problem 'till I wound up in the bull llama pen (most llamas have a sense of humour about drunks stumbling through. Bull llamas don't). That son of a bitch chased me 'till i ejected myself from the pen where I promptly landed in the water trough. Soaking wet I fall out of the water into hay and llama shit and for all intensive purpouses end up tarred and feathered in hay and llama shit.

I finaly stumble home and say "LLAMAS!"

My wife made me strip, shower, and sleep on the couch.

I fuckin' hate llamas.

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Intents and purposes.

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I like his phrasing better - it fits the story.

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llama.

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Just as an aside, llama's are south american natives, not marsupials at all.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Large Filipino
llama.

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It is already a dolly llama.

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quote:

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It is already a dolly llama.

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the narwhal is mightier than the penfish.

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Narwhals have prehensile penises.

Lucky fucking bastards.

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Don't mind Mordecai. He's just jealous of anything with a penis.

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If a narwhal fucked with that,would he also be giving head?

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