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Rokkr
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Let the Games Begin! Asylum Dumbfuck Tournament 2005



Here you go my fellow nanocephs.

I'll be posting the sectionals one at a time with commentary from selected board members as I receive them and the voting will begin.

Thanks to Travis for making the bracket.

Good luck to all and may the dumbest fuck win, but never breed.

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skalie
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You forgot JoeyCat , MstrG , Paint CHiPs & wonderaz.

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Joeycat and MstrG aren't in the brackets, no nominations. wonderaz and paint are though. Look harder or is this a ploy?

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skalie
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I meant to say "You forgot JoeyCat & MstrG."

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In the last comp only members with a 1000 posts or more was allowed to enter the contest. And why are folk that no longer come here or even post included? Wouldn't have been much easier to cut the dead wood from the brackets?

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Coincidence
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Hahaaaa Skalie U R PWND

*runs around like a dumbfuck*

Ed: Annointed??

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Also, complaints about seedings, placement, or entrants will be summarily ignored.

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Really! Fine.

Good day to you.

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skalie
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Where can we place bets?

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Large Filipino
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I'm not dumb.

eeeee!!!!!

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quote:
Originally posted by Cockney_Rebel
In the last comp only members with a 1000 posts or more was allowed to enter the contest. And why are folk that no longer come here or even post included? Wouldn't have been much easier to cut the dead wood from the brackets?


Your not dumb either. And I wasn't dumb last year.
I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone.

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wonderaz
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You have the same person listed twice. Add your name for that.

You can't run this without LF any more than the last one could have been run without GFY.
You are fired.

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Sorry, but the "I can't read the names on the brackets properly" ploy has already been used.

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I wasn't using that "ploy". You left off the prime candidate and listed one person twice (you are all such dumbfucks for being trolled so well).
You need to be listed twice for those mistakes.
That is all.

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Rokkr leads by a wide margin already

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omg, this is so exciting!!

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Azrael
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who the fuck is queen nuwa?

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don't worry, she is no competition to you.

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i have an agenda?

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This is not a complaint at all, as I have no difficulty grasping how I got seeded high in the quadrant I am placed in. I might quibble over Squee vs myself for 1 & 2, but no biggie.

I am curious. What process was used to generate seeding positions, and who are your commentators?

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ok, wtf is up now? can we start this thing while i'm at work please i may not have time later on.

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I ran a search on queen nuwa.

52 posts, mostly one liners with no real substance.

She shouldnt even be in this thing.

boooo.

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1) Explains subcategories like “Dumbass by Volumes,” “Quality, not Quantity,””Dumbfuck with agendas,” And The Annointed Dumbfuck.”
2) I believe I should be in a bracket of Dumbuck with Causes.
3) Should I get to choose only one person from each bracket?
4) Why did you put me against that light-weighted, nobody-knows-your-name, lonely cunt “Queen NuWa?
5) Do you want people to pm you with a list as usuall?

6) When is a deadline?

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quote:
Originally posted by Azrael
I ran a search on queen nuwa.

52 posts, mostly one liners with no real substance.

She shouldnt even be in this thing.

boooo.



100 percent agree. She thought Asylum was An Adult Friend Finder.

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PNG
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what are we suppose to do?
oh just be myself, i got it ..

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