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GimpyDivo
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my bastard baby died today

i got this piece of shit a month ago. its a 92 cavalier to replace my old worn out love of my life...the first car i ever bought. i would have gotten a newer car but i wasnt sure if i was going to be staying here or not so i got something cheap that i figured would last the winter if it had to.

so far in one month the wheel cylinders, and the serp belt have had to be replaced and now the alternator decides to go tits up. its cost me as much to fix as i paid for it and its only been a month. now i have to think about getting the heater core cleaned out so it blows properly before it gets really cold...another 100 bucks.

FUCK!

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You should have bought a Civic.

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I'm fond of my Accord.

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GimpyDivo
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if i had a civic it would have been stolen already because my neighbourhood is surrounded by chinks and prairie niggers.

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I'm rather pleased with my toyota. It's a little gutless though. The extra cab trucks shouldn't have 4 cylinders in them.

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Chinks steal cars? They can't even drive.

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GimpyDivo
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quote:
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Chinks steal cars? They can't even drive.


they usually subcontract that shit out to the prairie niggers in exchange for firewater.

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Re: my bastard baby died today

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Originally posted by GimpyDivo
now i have to think about getting the heater core cleaned out so it blows properly before it gets really cold...another 100 bucks.

FUCK!



Every old car that I've had that I tried to clean the heater core out has only caused gunk in the system to shake loose and further clog the heater core worse. Once it starts to leak antifreeze onto the passenger floor, it's all over. You're better off just having the core replaced. And start saving up for a newer, more expensive car (thus more reliable). As a veteran of driving $500 junk cars for the last 10 years, I know what I'm talking about.

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Large Filipino
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I got a 92 cavalier wagon. My son uses it now and the heater thing is a common problem with these cars. Blower works,no air coming out,right?
Go under your glove box and open that assembly up from there. You should find a plastic
flap probably out of alignment or even broken. Move it the other way. At least you'll get heat or fix it if you want controls.

Oh. And Checker or AutoZone will be your new friends. Get lifetime warranties for every major part and if it breaks again,no money out of pocket except your labor.
This goes for Alternators,brake pads and all kinds of other parts.

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The good thing about $500 cars: When they break, you just replace them.
The bad thing about $500 cars: You replace them so often, you forget what you're driving.

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GimpyDivo
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quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
I got a 92 cavalier wagon. My son uses it now and the heater thing is a common problem with these cars. Blower works,no air coming out,right?
Go under your glove box and open that assembly up from there. You should find a plastic
flap probably out of alignment or even broken. Move it the other way. At least you'll get heat or fix it if you want controls.

Oh. And Checker or AutoZone will be your new friends. Get lifetime warranties for every major part and if it breaks again,no money out of pocket except your labor.
This goes for Alternators,brake pads and all kinds of other parts.



thats exactly the problem. my mechanic is italian with an accent designed to confuse but not totally bewilder a person with the english language. all he tells me is that my heater 'is for shit!' that doesnt exactly tell me whats wrong but all i could pry out of him that it was clogged and that i shouldnt attempt to try to clean it myself.

oh well. its only one therapy session that ill miss out on right?

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