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mattdk
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mattdk = dumbfuck

This oughtta garner some votes. No mattdks were harmed in the making.

http://media.putfile.com/Windude

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haha. someone should mace you.

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Someone did mace me.

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Re: mattdk = dumbfuck

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This oughtta garner some votes. No mattdks were harmed in the making.

http://media.putfile.com/Windude

Then unless you're a dirty liar that should read "No mattdks were harmed in the macing."

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Couldn't think of anywhere else to upload it. You can take 14 second .movs with it. I should take requests FT-DFT-W. OMG.

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In before the suicide request!!!!!!11111

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What's the avatar? That's driving me nuts, cuz I think I recognize it.

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Are there limits to campaign spending on the D.F. tourney?

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quote:
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What's the avatar? That's driving me nuts, cuz I think I recognize it.

Reggie Fils-Aime
, chief marketing officer of Nintendo. Found these earlier today and very nearly shit my pants.

http://reggie.ytmnsfw.com/
http://regsta.ytmnd.com/

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you had plenty of time to advertise. Let the dumbfuck chips fall where they may.

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mattdk
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The hell I have. If this tourney is about being dumb, I think it's pretty much in the bag. :\

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Pinecrika
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I stuck my finger in a light socket on a bet. Whachcu got, dumbfuck?

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quote:
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I stuck my finger in a light socket on a bet. Whachcu got, dumbfuck?

Last week I was driving down East Jackson and thought I saw somebody I know hoofin it on the sidewalk. Being the dumbfuck that I am, I turned left at the light, drove through a parking lot, got back on Jackson honked my horn, waved and pulled up next to him. Didn't realize it wasn't him until I had cleared off my seat and yelled "get in bitch." Probably thought I was trying to murder him.

Do all Jewish people look alike or should I just not smoke and drive my car?

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That's just a stoner move. I stuck my head in ice water for 15 minuets with a snorkel for free beer. I won the bet but had to go home 'cause I started getting sezuireish. Some fuckbag wanted to call 911, but I shimmyed out on my own accord.

(don't put your head in ice water for 15 minuets. Not good.)

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mattdk
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As far as doing things for bets goes, I've eaten an entire garlic bulb and rode my computer chair through a parking lot on a hilly street. Not at the same time.

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quote:
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I've eaten an entire garlic bulb

So. That's just standard eats to me. Puss.

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We need more of this kind of competetive spirit.

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SimpleSimon
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Shit. Bunch a worthless no-counts with no balls.

You want dumb-fuck? I stuck my left hand in a washing machine on spin cycle and let the bitch twist it off.

Beat that.

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Rokkr
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Belittling others' efforts is always a tried and true dumbfuck technique.
More competetive spirit; I approve.

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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
Shit. Bunch a worthless no-counts with no balls.

You want dumb-fuck? I stuck my left hand in a washing machine on spin cycle and let the bitch twist it off.

Beat that.

heh. [p]

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Dingle
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you've heard of people eating live goldfish before, some of you have probably done it yourselves. I ate a live oscar. You can't swallow them things whole, it's a good 5 or 6 big bony bites.

I think I won a beer bong for that.

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Mordecai
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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
Shit. Bunch a worthless no-counts with no balls.

You want dumb-fuck? I stuck my left hand in a washing machine on spin cycle and let the bitch twist it off.

Beat that.

This is probably the funniest post I've read in a while, and at the same time probably the best argument for Simon winning.

I don't think anyone else can claim maiming on that scale due to dumbfuckery.

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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon

You want dumb-fuck? I stuck my left hand in a washing machine on spin cycle and let the bitch twist it off.

I don't blame you for being hypnotized by the new technology. Aren't you the one that stuck your dick in the business end of a vacuum the first time you saw one?

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quote:
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I don't blame you for being hypnotized by the new technology. Aren't you the one that stuck your dick in the business end of a vacuum the first time you saw one?

Nope. That was my brother with the hose attachment to my Mom's old 2.5 hp Hoover. Damn near sucked his dick off.

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yikes. an all-in-the-family competition.

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