Registered: Oct 2000
Location: The Midwest
Posts: 998
Oh I'm sure I won't have a choice hugging them.
You're old?
Time for me to take off. Going to a smaller, more boring town than than the one I live in to eat with the family. [/dumbfuck] Don't think I'll be attending the ghetto or hillbilly Thanksgivings I was invited to though.
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Behind this monitor.
Posts: 6468
quote:Originally posted by ignatz mouse I wouldn't mind being the meat in a Cage/Paint CHiPs sandwich. Me and the metrosekshuals. it would probably get kinky.
Pretty sure my sammich would need oxygen tanks, heart paddles and nitro.
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: LfuckinA
Posts: 3374
I've got a really bad cold. At least I got plastered the day before the cold hit with intensity. So, that's good. Today, I'm going over to my brother's wife's brother's house and getting his family sick. I will exact revenge on them for breathing. So, happy getting fat day to America. I'll probably be puking instead...yum.
"It is very easy to hate a Nazi, a guardian in a Gulag. But the real danger is not them. It is the decent people who compromise with evil." --Jacobo Timerman (Argentinian author)
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 26136
The Falcons are ok.
Bronco game coming up.
But first,I have to take a shit.
I bet most of you yanks like me took a shit already.
Gluttony day fucking rules!
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: LfuckinA
Posts: 3374
CBS comes in really crappily on my TV. I'm watching a grainy game. Oh well. The Falcons-Lions game was disappointing in that it was such a blowout. I'm just gonna be grumpy all day.
"It is very easy to hate a Nazi, a guardian in a Gulag. But the real danger is not them. It is the decent people who compromise with evil." --Jacobo Timerman (Argentinian author)
quote:Originally posted by flocat Today, I'm going over to my brother's wife's brother's house and getting his family sick. I will exact revenge on them for breathing.
Post-birth abortion -- a viable nuance to the Thanksgiving traditions.
"Good God! What kind of hallucinogen leaves you high enough to be blissfully unaware of a genital amputation but lucid enough to grease up a pan and cook up a wiener? "
Today I am going over to my father's house. I can only pray that he is still sober by the time I get there, but it's highly unlikely as it will be 5:00 PM when I go over. He's had all day to get tanked.
I don't celebrate the holiday obviously ... although we do acknowledge it in our calenders. Oh and I've never had turkey either, tell me ... the stuffing, what is it made of?
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
Posts: 10538
quote:Originally posted by Mokkori I don't celebrate the holiday obviously ... although we do acknowledge it in our calenders. Oh and I've never had turkey either, tell me ... the stuffing, what is it made of?
Happy thanksgiving.
Bread crumbs, celery and spices mostly, but it's not unknown for some to be a little more creative.
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
Posts: 10538
quote:Originally posted by cw Pinecrika has heard the legends. Tales told around the 'crika campfire. Elder 'visions' of creativity.
Heh. When the turkey was frying, we were all standing around the cooker, drinking beer and commenting on how it wasn't that much diferent from standing around a fire. cw has me pegged.
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