Registered: Nov 2005
Location: somewhere between here and there
Posts: 329

Sometimes when I think about life in General, I often wonder what life in Captain or Sergeant or maybe even warrant Officer is about.

Sometimes it…
Seems like nothing keep's me together at the seams.

Sometimes… when I'm playing my guitar in the attic, I think about all the good times we had on the road in 1998. And how many times I would pee out the door of our tour bus on unsuspecting car drivers.

Sometimes...
My old man would go bowling with his team on Friday Nights, and we would all laugh to ourselves. But we soon screamed like hell when he would come home all liquored up kick open the kitchen door with a bottle under one arm and a Hooker Wrapped around the other.

Sometimes I find that life just needs more COW BELL.

Sometimes my balls itch, so I scratch them.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
Posts: 10557

Sometimes I can't belive you still post here.

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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Ducktown, GA
Posts: 1428

Dude, I think Dirty Vagina's manager misinformed him. It wasn't actually time to move to the major leagues. Back to the farm team, fag.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: The Midwest
Posts: 998

Sometimes I play DS games while I'm taking an A.M. shit...

Until my leg falls asleep.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
Posts: 13111

Sometimes....

I think the Mods should ban some people for the sheer sustained idiocy of their posts/personna.

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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: North Myrtle Beach SC
Posts: 3374

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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: North Myrtle Beach SC
Posts: 3374

It's Motley Crue's Home sweet home.How did I miss that?

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 26144

Sometimes I wipe from under my balls instead of from the side.
I can't go from the back. I can't reach.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18816

Sometimes people feel the need to forward e-mails. They should have their lives forwarded to death.

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Behind this monitor.
Posts: 6468

Sometimes, LF posts stuff I wish I never knew.

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