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MstrG
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In a Perfect World...

quote:
Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
... torque would be hunting dogcow.

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SimpleSimon
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Hahaha!

He might be yet.

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MstrG
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...pizza would be fat and carb-free.

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dogcow
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alas, as it is, all he is left with is some sloppy rhetoric.

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ignatz mouse
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pizza would also taste better the next day

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dogcow
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one could draw the conclusion that you have already tasted dogcow, if one was so inclined.

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slappy
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quote:
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pizza would also taste better the next day

Then my world is already perfect!!

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torque
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juniper bushes could get themselves from the store, and plant themselves.

if you thought about beer, one would appear before you.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

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Jesus will join forces with Zod and rule the world.
And large men will be the uber hotness of the entire world.

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mudded
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... success would be based on merit, rather than luck, backstabbing and nepotism.

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dogcow
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every man would have an angelina jolie.

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torque
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quote:
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every man would have an angelina jolie.


That had not spent years sleeping with Billy Bob Thornton

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ignatz mouse
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quote:
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if you thought about beer, one would appear before you.


you should go live with skalie.

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Pinecrika
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quote:
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if you thought about beer, one would appear before you.



That wouldn't suck.

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skalie
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I'm thinking about beer, five bucks and a short bicycle ride gets me free beer for the evening / morning.

Not sure if I can afford the hangover.

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Hawley Griffin
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In a Perfect World...

the globe would be split into 3 hyper states that are in perpetual war against one another...

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dogcow
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that'd be "in an edgy world".

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quote:
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that'd be "in an edgy world".

i live there

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Mugtoe
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quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
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And large men will be the uber hotness of the entire world.



yer hangin with the wrong crowd. I get that reaction already.

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Large Filipino
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So all I would have to......no. It's too late for me.

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Pinecrika
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quote:
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you should go live with skalie.


That, however, would suck.

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quote:
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So all I would have to......no. It's too late for me.


No way. Mugtoe is like 40 or 50, and still spends his time hanging out with teenagers. Check his pic threads.

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Large Filipino
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But I is married and shit. Me lady would get jealous,especially if he's cute.

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dogcow
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bring her with you.

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Large Filipino
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But then I would get jealous.

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