Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
Posts: 1409

a martial arts expert decided to open a gym for disabled people.

the first thing he needed was disabled gymnasts, and what better place to find those than at the local library. so the expert made his way down with some books on martial arts that he had checked out the day before.

while the expert was standing in line to return his books, he began demonstrating some kicks and punches. suddenly some guy standing next to him gets kicked in the head.

"cant you see im demonstrating kicking techniques?" said the expert.
but much to his surprise, he noticed that the library patron could not in fact see - because he was blind.

this was just what the expert was looking for.

but he had to make sure this gymnast was in fact blind.
he had read in a book that blind people are extremely popular.
so the only real option he had was to hold a popularity contest between himself and the gymnast.
the results of the test were inconclusive, so the martial arts expert decided to open a regular gym.

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Registered: Jul 2005
Location: different
Posts: 5211

"the doctor's wife is reduced to tears because of a personal pronoun, an adverb, a verb, an adjective, mere grammatical categories, mere labels, just like the two women, the others, indefinite pronouns, they too are crying, they embrace the woman of the whole sentence, three graces beneath the falling rain."

Jose Saramago

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Still Orygun
Posts: 10442

sure melon. you couldn't have posted this yesterday or the day before and secured yourself a nomination.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 16334

I see melon's 'chute didn't open.

Amen.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: library
Posts: 19584

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Originally posted by PNG
"the doctor's wife is reduced to tears because of a personal pronoun, an adverb, a verb, an adjective, mere grammatical categories, mere labels, just like the two women, the others, indefinite pronouns, they too are crying, they embrace the woman of the whole sentence, three graces beneath the falling rain."

Jose Saramago

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Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Detroit
Posts: 680

If you wanted a funny story, you suck.

If you wanted to play a joke on me by getting me to read it, you rox0r, but you still suck.

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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Insatiation
Posts: 9026

He's quiet until right after the dumbfuck contest begins. Then he comes up with this.
He's a crafty cunt.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
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Dumbfuck? Or... genius?!?

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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Insatiation
Posts: 9026

Idiot savante.

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 26135

Usually when I read a Melon post,I find an India station and read away.
But this time,I read it out loud,SCREAMING.
It was enlightening.
Melon RULES!

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Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Detroit
Posts: 680

Genius it is. Only took me 2 weeks to complete a puzzle that said on the box "For 6-10 years"

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: The Bottom of the Toyem Pole
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I doubt that popularity contest was a double blind with placebo, which means he should have opened a sandwich shop instead.

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Registered: May 2002
Location: blessed oblivion
Posts: 1495

I don't think he was blind, just momentarily dazed.

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Registered: Apr 2003
Location: . o O
Posts: 6416

Sh.

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