Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Insatiation
Posts: 9025

This is simple people, don't fuck it up.
Starting at the top of the poll, every two names are matched against each other. Pick ONE of the two to vote for.
Do the same for the next two.
There are 16 names, you should vote for 8 of them, one from each pair.
Got it?

Wildcard Playoff Round
Ok boys and girls. I've determined seedings based on percentage of votes received.

Some interesting developments:

(1) ponymom v (16) Smug Git
The surprise of the Wildcard bracket, ponymom ran away with her matchup.
Smug stumbled to a win in his first matchup, but I don't see a repeat against this opponent.
What can you say about a mother who lost her child to unnecessary tragedy and still thinks god has a smilie face? This is dumbfuckery to the bone folks.
Even Smug cannot post enough pseudointellectual doublespeak to win this matchup.
ponymom takes the grin off Smug's face.

(2) CRSR v (15) philjit
A fugitive from US justice vs a fugitive from common sense? We may not be able to catch Bin Laden, but you can put this Canadian terrorist behind dumbfuck bars.
CRSR breezes on.

(3) Susanna v (14) Rokkr
One can only wonder if this will finally prompt Susanna to
let us tally her tatas. Or me to unveil my huevos.
It would be grossly unfair of me to predict my own match, so I will.
I'm betting no tits from Susanna, but a majority of the votes. Prove me wrong, I dare ya'.
Due to my pollmaking dumbfuckery, I'm now predicting a lanslide for myself.

(4) FasterPussycat v Dmoon
Lonesome no more. One of the more vocal leftouts, Dmoon proved his mettle in dispatching his oppenent handily in the wildcard round.
The real question is this: Is he running against one person with three names or three people who should have the same name? You decide.
I predict the voters will shun the newcomer and heed Dmoon's whining.

(5) pj v (12) Goatboy
I'm still at a loss as to how pj got into this versus someone like melon, aside from his Notre Dame avatar.
Sounds like a dumbfuck vote for mouse. Oops she lost though.
Anyway the pervert in Smug's shadow should squeeze by again.

(6) plum v (11) dogcow
Poet laureate of dumbfuckedness vs. pale eurotrash puler.
dogcow's been more vocal of late, but plum's heritage of dumbfuckery is the stuff of legends.
plum in a close race.

(7) cw v (10) morgasm
#wota's earth mother vs callow youth
cw wins easily.

(8) DavidVengeance v (9) Tray
We have here all the makings of a horrendous cafeteria lunch. DV makes a lot of people puke, but it's Tray they'll puke on.
Tray in a squeaker.

There you have the card for this round.

There is no graphic bracket because the 8 winners here will be integrated into new seeds with the other 24 winners after this round.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Oct 2005
Location: .Down under
Posts: 249

YOU don't fuck it making poll!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Insatiation
Posts: 9025

It I fuck I choose any way.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Oct 2005
Location: .Down under
Posts: 249

Stop running your campaign while overseeing the competition!
It's a conflict of an interest!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
Posts: 9187

PJ needs your votes

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Insatiation
Posts: 9025

quote:

---

Originally posted by Faster Pussycat
Stop running your campaign while overseeing the competition!
It's a conflict of an interest!!

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Apr 2005
Location: heat
Posts: 10747

oh come on, you can't put me up against plum.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 15130

Too late.

__________________

[Ignore Sig]

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Oct 2005
Location: .Down under
Posts: 249

quote:

---

Originally posted by Rokkr
I'll consider it if you stop using alts to vote.
Kind of funny the only races with 8 votes so far are you and David.

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Oct 2005
Location: .Down under
Posts: 249

BTW, I've heard plum is a brain surgeon in real life, so don't be fooled by his internet persona, folks!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
Posts: 10511

quote:

---

Originally posted by Faster Pussycat
BTW, I've heard plum is a brain surgeon in real life, so don't be fooled by his internet persona, folks!

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Oct 2005
Location: .Down under
Posts: 249

In addition cw is an elemantaery school principle(could be misspelled as I’m slow), Davidvengeance is a rocker/CPA, ponymom is a vegetarian(animal doc) CRSR is a forensic medical Doc. Very smart folks!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Oct 2005
Location: .Down under
Posts: 249

Me? Been bare foot and pregnant for a half of my adult life.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 19111

quote:

---

Originally posted by Faster Pussycat
Oh nah, don’t even go there, a little bald man! Don't make me pull MstrG on ya! He'd fire your ass for suggesting this tournament is tainted! He work his ass off to keep this holy tourney pure!

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
Posts: 9187

quote:

---

Originally posted by Faster Pussycat
In addition...ponymom is a vegetarian(animal doc)

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Oct 2005
Location: .Down under
Posts: 249

quote:

---

Originally posted by wonderaz
He may go there as he pleases.
She has been warned about that, rokkr, and we will correct her attempts to cheat, along with her "cohort's" attempts.

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Behind this monitor.
Posts: 6468

quote:

---

Originally posted by Faster Pussycat
Me? Been bare foot and pregnant for a half of my adult life.

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11406

quote:

---

Originally posted by Goatboy
wtf?

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Dec 2002
Location:
Posts: 2573

Wasn't it FeFe who used to use random seductive looking women as avatars?

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Oct 2005
Location: .Down under
Posts: 249

quote:

---

Originally posted by T
With piglets or ponies?

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Oct 2005
Location: .Down under
Posts: 249

Oh, I forgot to mention to you something, Chey(T). Don't even think about breeding; I'm afraid you may perpetuate your borderline retardation to your future off spring(s).
But I've heard that you are a tranny. So in that case, you don't have to worry about it.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Oct 2005
Location: .Down under
Posts: 249

quote:

---

Originally posted by Goatboy
wtf?

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Behind this monitor.
Posts: 6468

quote:

---

Originally posted by Faster Pussycat

Autistic tendency much?

---

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged