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Which do you guys think are the best condoms? I’ve been using Trojan lubricated whatever. But they SUCK and I went limp when I used last time.
Durex Love....I can tolerate much better as they are very thin. But it makes me very cautious and nervous with certain sex acts; I’m afraid it may break, as they appear so thin. I don’t want to be tied down, not yet anyway, by a knocked up chick! So what are you guys using? Any brand you'd recommend?

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It's probably best you just don't bother having sex ever again just in case. We wouldn't want you to go and reproduce now would we?

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ortho tri-cyclen

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Besides, ask Squee - they all have pores and are permeable to HIV virii. Given your habit of fucking skanky pick-up sluts in drunken dishabile behind overflowing dumpsters in the alleys around clubs, you might best refrain.

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Practice abstinence, my son, and money you no longer squander on condoms and vice can be funneled through me to worthy causes.

Amen.

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It's probably best you just don't bother having sex ever again just in case. We wouldn't want you to go and reproduce now would we?

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I hear they make condoms with sheep skin.
I wonder why they choose sheep?

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recycling

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Vulcanized rubber for you, altbot boy.

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Try using a .38 in the back of her head.

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Then there will be another hole!

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Why does he need a condom to suck dick?

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Besides, ask Squee - they all have pores and are permeable to HIV virii. Given your habit of fucking skanky pick-up sluts in drunken dishabile behind overflowing dumpsters in the alleys around clubs, you might best refrain.

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no, worries boys can't get pregnant, not even if they're are really young and dressed in cheer leader outfits.

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feckin 'orrible prospeck, that.

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I like Durex way better than Trojan, because Trojan lube is awful. It's a lot harder to find the Durex XL than the Trojan Magnum, though. What a pain.

I ought to just stick to Azenis.

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David is a born again Christian, Simon FYI!

And David, Your age is not that young to be tied down, my alt luve!

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feckin 'orrible prospeck, that.

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durex gold

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Was this supposed to be an English accent??

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Hehe. Or possibly a Cockney chimney sweep who was particularly good friends with a flying babysitter, but who has now turned his hands to solving murders, even though he's only a doctor, but thinks he is a detective cos his son is a cop.

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...No, you're right, boys can't get pregnant. But girls can, and he could get some poor girl pregnant. That is if his little soldiers work. Granted, he probably wouldn't stick around for the kids upbringing, but there would still be sprog of his in this world.

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Planes RULE.

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