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GimpyDivo
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ive been pondering this very important question. itmight change the course of history

when shaving your balls, where to stop? do you use a razor on the sack and then clippers to taper the mat of your hair so that it blends or do you go for the monkeyass effect where you have hair then it cuts off without warning to leave a bare spot?

and the dynamics of shaven ball maintenance. do youhave to lotion? is there some special thing you have to do to maintain the effect? are ingrown hairs a worry?

whats teh deal here?

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slappy
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Shave it all off. I don;t think men suit having styled groin hair. Scrub every day to avoid ingrown hairs, and moisturise.

Or get it waxed.

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Next he's gonna start asking how to give a good blowjob. We desperately need gay pernts. I'd give him 3 for this topic alone.

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Do it all. Stop somewhere above your knee and below your kneck. Go 'round back, too, it's a pain to shave the dark side but it'll be worth it if you've got a good girl. Like slappy said, scrub and moisturize. I like Nivea Men for there even though it's no good on the face.

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Large Filipino
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Tack.

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J E B Stuart
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JEB's DIY Hair Removal System

1)Take a big sip o' Dickel;
2) dip yer scrote in gasoline;
3) straddle a wash tub o' cold water;
4) strike a match;
5) apply lit match to yer scrote; and
6) immediately after the flash, squat down in the wash tub o' water.

After the steam and smoke dissipate and yer vision has returned to normal, exit the wash tub. I strongly recommend taking a couple more big sips o' Dickel before attempting to ever-so-gently pat yourself dry with an ever-so-soft towel. And note I said "towel", not electric hairdryer. If you use a hairdryer down there, you will cry.

Amen.

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Large Filipino
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Instead of a tub,couldn't you just fill a Big Gulp container with ice water?

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Nope, you gotta have the tub.

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Large Filipino
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In case it spreads to the leg hairs,huh.
I guess the gasoline can go in the Big Gulp container.

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quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
In case it spreads to the leg hairs,huh.
I guess the gasoline can go in the Big Gulp container.

You go ahead an' try it yer way, ol' pal, but what's gonna happen is yer gonna git crosswired in the brain, 'cause it always happens that way when you start thinkin'. Hence, right after you drink that gasoline in yer Big Gulp ('cause that's what will happen, sure as the sun's gonna rise, tomorrow), yer gonna think *oh shit*. Then, yer gonna try to dial 911, except (because yer crosswired in the brain) you'll dial yer favorite 900-number "counselor", instead, and once yer synapses limply fart to some other more rational area of yer crosswired brain, all it's gonna say back is *oh shit, shit*, and so on.

And you know whut I've just said ain't a put-down to ya, ol' pal, for I'm just tellin' you what, deeeeeep down inside, you already know. But, the even sadder thang is that even deeeeeper down inside, you 'n' me also know that what I've just said is to no avail, 'cause yer gonna put that gasoline in yer Big Gulp, anyway.

The least you could do is quitcher smokin', so we won't have as much t'worry about on yer account. Okay?

Amen.

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I better just use a razor,huh.

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Roshigoth
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I drank gasoline when I was four. I don't remember much about it, except it was in a cup that was usually used for Kool-Aid.

You'd think I'd have noticed the smell. Guess not.

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quote:
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I drank gasoline when I was four. I don't remember much about it, except it was in a cup that was usually used for Kool-Aid.


Your parents already wanted to kill you when you were only four?

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Nutrimentia
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Use an electric razor for the best finish. Preferably one with rotating blades. Leaves you silky smooth.

As for where to stop, let her decide. In fact, let her do the work. It'll be more fun that way.

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Alternatively, just trim a bit if you're a wildman down there. I get creeped out if I feel smooth balls.

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dont shave your balls, it sucks

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SatansLeftHand
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and so does she, so it evens out.

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It really doesn't make your penis look any bigger, it just makes you look like an 8 year old with a small dick.

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quote:
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It really doesn't make your penis look any bigger, it just makes you look like an 8 year old with a small dick.

Speaking from experience are you?

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I shaved my beanbag for losing a bet once. I didn't like it one bit. When that shit started growing back my hand lived down my pants scratching the constant itch.

Since my hand is down there a lot anyway, nobody noticed.

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Cage
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I guess it depends on how hairy you are to begin with. The hair on my nuts isn't really that thick, so it doesn't really look that different shaved. I just do my cock and sack. If your penis doesn't look like an 8 year old's to begin with, it won't look that way when you're done. In-grown hairs are pretty rare for me. I don't scrub daily to prevent them, or anything like that. I just use some cheap Suave lotion the day I shave. I don't bother on other days.

When I first started, I used shaving gel. It makes it difficult to hold onto and tug things around while you shave, but you might give it a shot if you're getting razorburn. Don't use soap lather. If you're not going to use shaving cream, then shave first thing in the shower, before you use any soap or shampoo. And keep the showerhead pointed at that area while you shave.

Whether your shave or not, everyone should Baby Powder their business every morning. Seriously.

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quote:
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Whether your shave or not, everyone should Baby Powder their business every morning. Seriously.


i totally endorse goldbond powder. it feels much like a thousand little hands tickling your cockandballs. highly enjoyable.

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I used to be all about the Gold Bond, but once you build up a tolerance to the tingle, it loses its charm. Plus if you get a little sweaty, it starts to smell bad. Scratch your nuts...scratch your nose...eww.

Baby Powder feels significantly silkier and your junk smells great all day. Sometimes now I'll scratch my nuts even when they don't itch and then smell my hand anyway. Fresh.

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Oracular_Jinx
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Those "ingrown hairs" might be genital warts!

Go to the doctor, post-haste!

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