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Vote for ONE from each pair of names going downward.
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littlebill (1) 29 13.88%
philjit (8) 23 11.00%
RiZZ (4) 32 15.31%
Fasterpussycat (5) 21 10.05%
T (3) 37 17.70%
Susanna (6) 15 7.18%
PNG (2) 27 12.92%
rodney (7) 25 11.96%
Total: 53 votes 100%
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Rokkr
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Asylum Dumbfuck Tournament 2005, Round 2 Bracket 1

Now you can determine the first 4 to enter the sweet 16.
I'm no good with graphics, so if someone can make one, fine. If not, this will supply all you need to vote for your favorite dumbfuck.
You know the drill, vote for one of each pair descending.

(1) littlebill vs. (8) philjit
philjit has survived a lot of obstacles and beaten some stupid people to make it this far.
Our resident asian schoolgirl fancier and over-the-top conservative should put a stop to him though.

(4) RiZZ vs. (5) FasterPussycat
The real stuff vs. the fake stuff, just keep that image of Rizz in women's lingerie in your mind. This should be easy.

(3) T vs. (6) Susanna
A topnotch bint match. Personally I think T has the dumbfuckery to go all the way.

(2) PNG vs. (7) rodney
Look for our resident Turk to do a midnight express on our resident virgin.

Ok, I fucked up the first poll again. Too bad I lost the last round, eh?

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The rIzz vs Faster Pussy match is just mental cruelty.

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it's simple people, so don't fuck it up.

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hi mom

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hummmmmm

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quote:
Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
The rIzz vs Faster Pussy match is just mental cruelty.


No.

I submit that trying to understand or communicate with QuickerKitty is mental cruelty - both ways.

Dealing with RiZZ is easy - just assume he is a drunken master of dumbfuckery, and proceed accordingly. Works every time.

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Re: Asylum Dumbfuck Tournament 2005, Round 2 Bracket 1

quote:
Originally posted by Rokkr
. . . . Too bad I lost the last round, eh?


too bad you let the last round go UNTIL you lost, you mean.

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ignaz becomes edgier every day.

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quote:
Originally posted by dogcow
*dogchow*

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ignatz becomes edgier every day.

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She's not edgier. I used the dogchow line the first day you posted.

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that was my point.

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no it wasn't.

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quote:
Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
The rIzz vs Faster Pussy match is just mental cruelty.


I went with FP only because she's around more and therefore more annoying.

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I've heard Rizz is busy preparing next space mission to the moon!

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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
No.

I submit that trying to understand or communicate with QuickerKitty is mental cruelty - both ways.

Dealing with RiZZ is easy - just assume he is a drunken master of dumbfuckery, and proceed accordingly. Works every time.


I’m a complicated dumb at least, which means perfect for a dumbfuckery!

Hey I'm trailing behind

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quote:
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I've heard Rizz is busy preparing next space mission to the moon!


RiZZ would go to the "mune" not the "moon."

Simple fact.

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...and he would be stoned, not drunk

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I'm just thankful I'm catching up.

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who are you again?

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quote:
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I went with FP only because she's around more and therefore more annoying.


homosexuality: an evolutionary necessity?

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quote:
Originally posted by Faster Pussycat
I’m a complicated dumb at least, which means perfect for a dumbfuckery!

Hey I'm trailing behind
Complicated? Yer a simple attention whore.

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