Registered: Oct 2005
Location: .Down under
Posts: 249

You poor Americans!

*The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% the time it is hanging round unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off, and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.



*Effectively from March 1st, 2006, your penis will be taxed according to size. The tax brackets are as follows:

10 - 12" $30.00 Luxury Tax
8 - 10" $25.00 Pole Tax
5 - 8" $15.00 Privilege Tax
4 - 5" $10.00 Nuisance Tax

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!


*IRS are still waiting for answers for the following questions:
1.Are there penalties for early withdrawals?
2.What if one's penis is self employed?
3.Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
4.Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes?
5.Is there an additional tax if you are not circumcised?

Last edited by Faster Pussycat on 12-01-2005 at 02:09 PM

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
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Move this to the Chili Cook-off forum.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
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I thought funny jokes were to go in here, but I haven't seen one yet. I second DMoon - move this to the Chili Cook-off forum!

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Registered: Oct 2005
Location: .Down under
Posts: 249

Where’s the chili cook-off forum? Do I need to post a certain amount to access the forum?

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Location: Behind this monitor.
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please don't let her in the chili cook-off forum.

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Registered: Jan 2003
Location: mediocre apartment
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Please don't let her out of the chili cook-off forum.

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
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These jokes are shit.

However, they are described as the 'funniest IRS you ever heard' and that might still be true.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Zion
Posts: 4521

A little old man is laying in bed and trying to go to sleep.

His wife bursts out of the bathroom, nekkid except for a cape, and yells "SUPER PUSSY!!!!!!!!'

"I'll take the soup," he says.

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Originally posted by Smug Git
These jokes are shit.

However, they are described as the 'funniest IRS you ever heard' and that might still be true.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Smug Git
These jokes are shit.

However, they are described as the 'funniest IRS you ever heard' and that might still be true.

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