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Vote for ONE from each pair of names going downward.
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Meena (1) 32 17.39%
skalie (8) 14 7.61%
lucidnightmare (4) 26 14.13%
SimpleSimon (5) 20 10.87%
Cockney_Rebel (3) 34 18.48%
torque (6) 12 6.52%
GimpyDivo (2) 22 11.96%
Mordecai (7) 24 13.04%
Total: 46 votes 100%
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Rokkr
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Asylum Dumbfuck Tournament 2005, Round 2, Bracket 3

I'll be out tonight, so I figured I'd get this going now.

(1) Meena vs. (8) skalie
With innate dumbfuck talent enough to have gotten herself entered twice in the tournament (she's also FasterPussycat) Meena has a storehouse of moronic comebacks which she's not afraid to use.
A self professed anal bleacher, this is the kind of bint that reminds us all of FeFe, not only intensely stupid, but borderline psychotic.
I don't think even skalie would fuck her.
Which puts Meena as the winner here in more ways than one.

(4) lucidnightmare vs. (5) SimpleSimon
Quite possibly the premier matchup of this bracket.
Lucid's relentless pursuit of all things anachronistic is touching and certainly dumb.
But he's up against some sheer talent. The Asylum's own Baron Munchausen, SS has a story to top every story you've ever related. Or heard. Or thought of.
Tough to call, but I'll make it SS by a nose. A long nose.

(3) Cockney_Rebel vs. (6) torque
Interesting matchup here.
Hardcore limey trash vs. ex-limey, wannabe American white trash.
The only use CR should have for a pen around torque is for signing the surrender papers while torque eyes him over the sights of a 30.06.
But as torque can't target him from afar (yet), CR should squeak by here.

(2) GimpyDivo vs. (7) Mordecai
A shocking romp to victory in the first round has given GD increased visibility. But does he have what it takes to do the same against the diminutive Coloradan bisexual with bile for blood?
I think Mord can take him, and certainly would given enough to drink first.

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tough bracket. down with the altcrapbots. oxygen thieves, the lot.

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I am unstoppable.

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I'm stopped up.

Amen.

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Oi, this was a tough un.

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Oh yeah. Tooke me all o' five seconds to punch in my votes.

Amen.

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quote:
Originally posted by ignatz mouse
tough bracket. down with the altcrapbots. oxygen thieves, the lot.


Said the space robber.

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how can i win against a guy who signs all of his posts?

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But so modestly! I mean, he says "-m"...if it were "+m", I would accuse him of self-aggrandizement. But "-m" has a certain humble and self-deprecating quality to it.

Or maybe he's just saying he's short.

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Hey, dude "rokkr," check your pm box!

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gimpy and mord are tied thus far.

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I don't think it matters. From the looks of it, C_R will walk over either one of the possible winners.

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I don't even know if it's worth campaigning here. I'm getting roasted.
I suppose it does show that the Asylum possesses some moral clarity.

God Bless America.

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Meena is kicking "skalie's" butt!

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quote:
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I don't think it matters. From the looks of it, C_R will walk over either one of the possible winners.


Don't count me out yet.

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I think Meena and David's strengths in the contest relate to the fact they seem to believe that the more votes you get, the more popular you are.

While in some cases this may be true, I think Meena's not bright enough to realize in her case it's not.

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quote:
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I think Meena and David's strengths in the contest relate to the fact they seem to believe that the more votes you get, the more popular you are.

While in some cases this may be true, I think Meena's not bright enough to realize in her case it's not.


I can tell that you have a colossal insecurity of your “apparent intellect,” little pal. I bet meena can kick your ass in advance math in any day, not to mention she speaks and writes three languages. Loosen up your jockstrap a bit or rub one out, dude; you’re little tense.

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being able to accurately tally the notches on one's headboard is hardly what I would call advanced (note the 'd') math.

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i would like to blind the one in black with some bodily fluid of a whitish character.

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I would like to run them both over with a snowplow.

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quote:
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being able to accurately tally the notches on one's headboard is hardly what I would call advanced (note the 'd') math.


As it never can be a reflection of your own experience;is that a lame attempt of joke, old dried up fossil?

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I'll be sure to be offended and struck to the core by your incessant sniping and insults as soon as they make sense.

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