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Vote for ONE from each pair of names going downward.
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Azrael (1) 26 15.03%
morgasm (8) 16 9.25%
ponymom (4) 29 16.76%
wonderaz (5) 13 7.51%
Trenchant Troll (3) 30 17.34%
Dacarlo (6) 14 8.09%
squee (2) 26 15.03%
Thimbles worth of opinion (7) 19 10.98%
Total: 45 votes 100%
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Rokkr
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Asylum Dumbfuck Tournament 2005, Round 2, Bracket 4

The fourth and final bracket of the second round.

(1) Azrael vs. (16) morgasm
A strong showing in the first round moved Azrael into a number one seed.
I still have no idea if this is Dacarlo's sister, his alt or Dan Quayle. I don't much care either, but a bad tattoo's not gonna beat her, him or it.

(4) ponymom vs. (5) wonderaz
Old folks duke it out in this matchup. I'd tend to go with ponymom here, but I just discovered wonderaz' palatial Arizona home has been declared a historical site once they found the old fossil in it.

(3) Trenchant Troll vs. (6) Dacarlo
TT is still recovering from his tragic polyester poisoning in the 80's. If you don't believe me, just read one of his "quips."
Dacarlo is still recovering from his tragic birth in the 80's. As are his parents.
Tough call, but I look for the troll to regenerate his way through.

(2) squee vs. (7) Thimbles worth of opinion
A match made in heaven, but consumated in hell.
They both purvey strong swill, but at least squee personalizes his.
squee swabs the deck with Twoo.

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squee
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Is deck-swabbing the best you can do, or are you saving up the sodomy jokes for when I win this thing?

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Hawley Griffin
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i didn't vote for squee

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DevilMoon
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Is everyone re-seeded because of the wildcard bracket?

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Rokkr
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Yes, everyone got reseeded after the wildcard.

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SatansLeftHand
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squee vs twoop was hard to choose, but i went with the one i've butted heads with more often.

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this one will be tough to call when it gets to ponymom vs ass

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quote:
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this one will be tough to call when it gets to ponymom vs ass
Which of us has earned the nickname "ass" in your mind?

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Mudflap
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WonderASS

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Trenchant_Troll
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"I'd like to thank the academy..." Sorry, just practicing.

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Thimbles worth of opinion
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quote:
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WonderASS

Have you met him in person or did you hear that from mugtoe?

Squee has me nailed to the cross right now.

No king of kings title for me.

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His true nature shines thru on the interweb.

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Don't post pictures, for the love of god.

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post pictures, for the love of god.

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Azrael
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Dac was born in the 70s. I thought your campaign was over?

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Rokkr
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Poetic license, bonehead.

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