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mudded
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fellow americans, eh.
Oh well 
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Roshigoth
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I'd vote for you.
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I'm not sure I'd agree with some of your policies, but I might vote for you anyway, just to have a woman in office with a brain and a sense of humor and to see a few stodgy heads of state get poked with a knitting needle. (PS, what's your stance on a well-deserved shin-kicking?)
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Chalamomska
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fellow americans, eh.
Oh well
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I am well aware that this is an international group. However, American presidents and candidates for the American presidency ALWAYS begin speeches with "My Fellow Americans."
Besides, if you can't vote for me, why would I address my speech to you?
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Mordecai
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I'm in.
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Chalamomska
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(PS, what's your stance on a well-deserved shin-kicking?)
Too undignified for the president. I would consider, however, making it a cabinet-level appointed position -- Secretary of Shin-Kicking. Maybe delegate the function to the VP.
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Roshigoth
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I could just see Dave Barry kicking people in the shins. Lovely.
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Chalamomska
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I can envision it perfectly. Have you read "Dave Barry Hits Below the Beltway"?
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SimpleSimon
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You've got my vote with one proviso - you will appoint Al Sharpton Secretary of State.
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Chalamomska
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Well...I was kind of thinking about Michael Badnarik. But your suggestion might be more entertaining.
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SimpleSimon
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I think Badnarik would be much better as ambassador to the UN.
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Rokkr
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This won't work unless you look like Geena Davis.
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Chalamomska
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I haven't looked like Geena Davis in a couple of decades. But then, neither have our last three or four Commanders-in-Chief.
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Chalamomska
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I think Badnarik would be much better as ambassador to the UN.
...unless I pull the U.S. out of the U.N.
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Rokkr
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I haven't looked like Geena Davis in a couple of decades. But then, neither have our last three or four Commanders-in-Chief.
Hmmm, Geena's almost 50. So you're pushing 70?
We really don't need another senile old fuck like Reagan in the White House.
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Chalamomska
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I will be 62 on Friday.
Do I sound senile to you, youngster?
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Rokkr
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Youngster? I'm only a few years behind you lady.
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it's like old people's home of the asylum.
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...unless I pull the U.S. out of the U.N.
He'd still make a hell of a spokesman for doing so. Besides, withdrawal from the UN isn't needed or really appropriate. Just start enforcing the regulations regarding UN personnel accreditation and actions on US territory. Revoke credentials for failure to pay parking fines, etc. Force an equitable redistribution of budgetary division. Require the removal of those UN agencies from US territory which we have never ratified. Etc. Make a dog and pony show out of it to distract the world whilst you accomplish something meaningful.
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Chalamomska
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I hereby appoint SimpleSimon as U.S. ambassador to the U.N.
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Rokkr
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Personally, I think anyone who WANTS to be president, shouldn't be.
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I hereby appoint SimpleSimon as U.S. ambassador to the U.N.
So sorry, but I decline the nomination.
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Can I be Secretary of Education? All I need is a bullet-proof car, a few hundred thousand pink slips, and a decent construction budget.
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