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Large Filipino
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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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I am very very intelligent

I thought I may share.
My wife got a laptop for christmas from her mother so I have to be nice to her now. I ventured out to get a wireless router and a pc card for the notebook.
So the router hooks up well,computers on line,but the fucking laptop won't read the fucking connection. After about 6 hours of frustration trying to get this bitch to work,there it was.
The device is not certified by windows XP.
Bill Gates did not profit from this device so it wants to throw a FUCKING HISSY FIT!
But then I saw it. A button that says "Install anyway but not recommended cause all kinds of FUCKING BULLSHIT may happen in the future."
I installed it anyway,it searched and found the connection,and everything is oh kay now.
Now I'm scared of that lap top. I mean it needs no wires,man.
It needs no wires.
Yet....it works.
It works.
internet.
INTERNET!!!!!
What if my brain would pick up those signals?
There's an invisible force around MY HOME with who knows WHAT THE FUCK it's intentions are.
And I brought this into my home.

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mudded
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the magic of "install anyway"

Good on ya, bub.
-m

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Re: I am very very intelligent

quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
It needs no wires.
Yet....it works.
It works.
internet.
INTERNET!!!!!



White man magic!

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Large Filipino
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It's voodoo man.
White Voodoo.

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Large Filipino
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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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It gets even worse.
I overheard a conversation today that at my girl's dancing school,my sister in law says that she can get on the internet with her magic notebook.
And get this.
Her magic notebook SEARCHES and FINDS the connection from the dancing school's WIRELESS ROUTER.
That means that my wireless router can feed another magic notebook from 1200 feet.
Now my wife wants to take her magic notebook everywhere she goes.
EVERYWHERE.


...it has consumed her.

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