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Mugtoe
Don’t sweat the petty stuff. Just pet the sweaty stuff.

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At least you're not a faggot.

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yes, there is that

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yesterday was Sigmo's birthday. I didn't even get him a card this year. I don't know if that's progress or not, but I just remembered it this morning.

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Just called Sigmo at his folks' house in Wisconsin to wish him a happy birthday and find out when he's comin back to town. He said the tv he loaned me on Saturday is my xmas present. I thought that was mighty nice of him. I thought my days of enjoying a mother-in-law who was a salesperson with Sears electronics were over.

you can thank her for my ubiquitous snapshot threads. She's also the reason I have video of Dad and the dog to watch when I'm homesick.

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why is it that lunchtime goes by so quickly when the rest of the day is moving along at a torturously slow pace?

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Why is that you're phoning your ex-boyfriend at home in Wisconsin to wish him Happy Birthday or caring about when he's coming back to MN?

On the plus side, in a couple more years, he'll be too old to appeal to your depraved tastes anyhow.

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I had his television and didn't know when he was coming back. I also just wanted to know how he made out gift-wise.

we still talk every day more or less. we're neighbors and friends, even if dealing with each other is problematic at times. we were together for six years. just because he doesn't send me into fits anymore doesn't mean I have to avoid him at all costs.

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And yet, when you stop obsessing over it, you probably won't even bother to talk to him anymore.

You could achieve the same rollercoaster of sensation by stapling your testicles to sandpaper.

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looks like I"m in a band now, strangely.

the Monsters of Pot

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See if your employer will let you add that to your CV on file.

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I can't imagine why I'd be ashamed of that any more than anyone else who is in a band. I don't see you givin DM shit for bein in a group called Potty Mouth Sissies, you git.

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I seem to recall parodying that band name, too.

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The warehouse manager and his assistant at the office, and my boss as well for that matter, always fart around the place and think it's great fun and a great way to get over on each other by walking up and doing it by surprise.

This past weekend I made a pot of stew, a pot of pinto beans and a pot of collard and turnip greens to carry to work each day. Yesterday and today I ate a big bowl of beans for breakfast, with cornbread, and then more beans and stew and greens with cornbread for lunch.

By today the effect was devastating.

They have been humbled.

I'm so glad the owner's not in the last few days.

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Add cheese, eggs, and raw onions for a special effect.

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or just proceed as usual and fart semen at them. that will show them good.

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oh wow. a fag joke. cool



apricots and garlic pills, bunkie. that's the most dangerous mixture so far.

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