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Hawley Griffin
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ignatz mouse
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yes. it's an oldie but a goodie.
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dogcow
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feel free to post in other forums, too, chalamomska.
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SimpleSimon
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That thing is almost as old as you are.
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Chalamomska
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Okay. How about the marine biologist who developed a group of porpoises which would live forever if they were fed a diet of a specific kind of sea gull. Things were going along well until, one day, he ran out of sea gulls.
He went down to the beach, found the birds he was looking for, killed several of them, put them in a large sack, and headed back to the aquarium.
About halfway back, he came across two lions sleeping in the path. Not wanting to awaken them, he was tiptoeing around them, when he was arrested for transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
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SimpleSimon
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About 2 days younger than the Mann Act.
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Chalamomska
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There were three Native American women. All of them were pregnant. Each of them slept in a different teepee, and each slept on a different animal skin. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and one slept on a hippopotamus skin.
When it came time to have their babies, the one who slept on the deer skin had a little boy; the one who slept on the elk skin had a little boy; the one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.
That proves that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides.
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Chalamomska
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quote:
Originally posted by dogcow
feel free to post in other forums, too, chalamomska.
Okey dokie. 
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Cage
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In light of the 3rd horrible pun in the same thread, I'm afraid we're going to have to formally revoke dogcow's ill-advised invitation.
...unless you make with the tits. Or at least send me a filthy PM. And I'm not talking about the "6 white horses fell in the mud" kind of filthy.
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dogcow
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you may want to reconsider that, cage. in her age, when she posts in the lost forum her tits are still left dragging in the suppository.
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Chalamomska
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Would someone please invent "sympathy" pernts? I deserve some.
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dogcow
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here, have a dickel, until that time.
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Cage
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quote:
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you may want to reconsider that, cage. in her age, when she posts in the lost forum her tits are still left dragging in the suppository.
For me, there are 2 main reasons to want to see a particular person's tits:
1) They look good
2) It would just be cool to see them
Actually, I think I'd reverse the order. If I want to see naked tits that look good, I can hit any one of about 1239827389278 websites. That doesn't explain why I am still, after a couple years, hounding morgana to show me her tits. They may look good. They may not. But man, if I got to see the fabled twin limes...that would just be cool.
Imagine if you got to see Chalamomska's rack? Would it ever get old to remind ChipsJr and Tal that you saw their mom's knockers? I say "no". I'm pretty sure there are not enough hours left in their lifetimes for me to remind them of that enough for it to stop being funny.
Oh, I just thought of a 3rd reason to want to see a particular pair of tits: I haven't seen them before.
Even if there's no chance they'll be nice; even if they belong to a completely nondescript stranger, I'll still want to see them.
The weird thing is that on the ass-legs-tits scale, tits are my last priority, but I still want to see them all.
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man, you have an entire philosophy going on there. although, i have to admit i didn't even think of the chips/tal angle before. that would indeed be a reward in itself. maybe we can even get her to post photos of her breast feeding one of them? how does that sound chalamomska?
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Follow NebraskaBest's example, Chalamomska - embarrass ythe hell out of your children who post here. We will all enjoy it immensely.
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. . . maybe we can even get her to post photos of her breast feeding one of them? how does that sound chalamomska?
you are a sick, sick man.
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you know you love it.
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Chalamomska
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Puns.
This thread is about puns. So...
Trick or teat. And please accept my breast wishes for a Happy New Year.
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quote:
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That proves that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides.
God damn you to hell.
or
heh
depending on my mood. I don't foresee being in the 'heh' mood, though.
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Cage
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quote:
Originally posted by Chalamomska
Puns.
This thread is about puns. So...
Trick or teat. And please accept my breast wishes for a Happy New Year.
She's a lot tougher to rattle than I'd've guessed. I'll give her that. 
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I'd heard the first one, but not the second two, and I laughed my ass off.
immortal porpoises!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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but yeah, show tits, Chal
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Chalamomska
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When Mohandas Gandhi was alive, he walked almost everywhere he went, often barefoot. His feet developed large calluses. He also ate very little, and became alarmingly thin. And, as emaciated people often do, he developed very bad breath. So he became a super-callused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
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