I own a dog and he thinks you should quit the happy drugs.

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Originally posted by ignatz mouse
I own a dog and he thinks you should quit the happy drugs.

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You look good in that sweater
And that aluminum crutch
I'm gonna let you down easy
I've got a delicate touch

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"Hey little girl, wanna go for a ride?
There's room and my wagon is parked right outside
We can cruise down Robert Street all night long
But I think I'll just rape you and kill you instead"

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My ships are frozen sticks
They lay stuck to the floor
My wrists and my breasts are bleeding bricks
They don't float anymore

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And my friends are all useless lens
They don't see anymore

And my chicks are all useless hens
They don't lay anymore

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Originally posted by sillypsist
i don't know that one Fili. who sang it?

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I want a Chia Obama
For Christmas

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Daddy comes in her room at night
he's got more than talking on his mind
my sister pulls the covers down
she reaches over and flips on the lights
and said
suck my left one
suck my left one

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badger badger badger badger.

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Originally posted by Large Filipino
No. That was an observation. My dog fucked my other dog and she will have puppies soon.

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i'll go and get the post
and make some tea and toast
you have another sleep love
it's me that needs it most.
wake up and make love to me.
wake up and make love.

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grumble this belongs in the poem of the day forum grumble grumble.

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wallaby

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white knuckles
on black and blue skin
he didn't mean to hit her
but she kept laughing

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Am I hard enough
Am I rough enough
Am I rich enough
I’m not too blind to see

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I want a Chia Obama
For Christmas

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i got sumfin 2 put in u
i got sumfin 2 put in u
at the gaybar gaybar

lets start a war
start a nuclear war
at the gaybar gaybar GAYBAR

heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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you've spent your whole life
using other's words
never finding, but always wanting
to use the ones you've never heard

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Some day boy you'll reap what you've sown
You'll catch a cold and you'll be on your own
And you will see that what's wrong with me
Is wrong with everyone that
You want to play your little games on

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Poetry and flowers pretty words and threats
You've gone to the dogs again and I'm not placing bets
On you coming home tonight anything but blind
If you take me for granted then you must expect to find
Surprise, surprise

Valentine's Day is over, it's over
Valentine's Day is over

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If you want to talk about it well you know where the phone is
Don't come round reminding me again how brittle bone is
God didn't make you an angel the Devil made you a man
That brutality and economy are related now I understand
When will you realise that as above so below there is no love

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For the girl with the hour glass figure
Time runs out very fast
We used to want the same things but that's all in the past
And lately it seems that as it all gets tougher
Your ideal of justice just becomes rougher and rougher

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Thank you for the things you bought me thank you for the card
Thank you for the things you taught me when you hit me hard
That love between two people must be based on understanding
Until that's true you'll find your things
All stacked out on the landing, surprise, surprise

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She was only 16


She was kind of tense, yeah it made sense
I said to myself I might have to hit that there fence
She said let's calm down, we really gotta check it
I don't know about you but I'm ready to get butt naked
She said me too, then I said cool
Unzipped my pants showed her my dick like a fool
She said I'm so hot, touchin' her crotch
Stripped down to nathin' laid on the couch
My sh*t ain't even in, clitoris tinglin'
Give me some more that what the hiefer was mumblin'
Let's get on the floor, that's what I had to say
She said I like it from the back, I said the rectum or the crevay
Ass in the air, I'm about to dig up in her
Went in the crib but thought before I entered
Chlamydia no, I better check that ho
Dug in my ear the wax let me make it clear
The finger that I use, stuck it in the grill
Searched for some cups if it burns it's chlamydia
Old day tactic taught by my uncle
If ya gonna have the front hold it tight don't buckle
Armed with the test, not a pain or sting
This I presume that the bitch is kind of clean
Unzip the Trojan, better safe than sorry
Stretched it to fit, told it feel like calamari
Am I makin' love, she said no ya not
Should I keep it up, she said I'm nuttin' don't stop
How does it feel, she said such a large cock
I continue to tax the bitch like H & R Block

And so on -

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It starts down in Wapping
There ain't no stopping
By-pass Barking and straight through Dagenham
Down to Grays Thurrock
And rather near Basildon
Pitsea, Thundersley, Hadleigh, Leigh-On-Sea,
Chalkwell, Prittlewell
Southend's the end
If you ever have to go to Shoeburyness
Take the A road, the OK road that's the best
Go motorin' on the A13

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You said our pen's out of ink, I don't know if it's true, it depends how you think
When we died in our sleep no on had time to weep
Or make a great big fuss about you or me or us
We were left all alone, and they buried our bones
In the dirt, in the cold and we sleep to the sound
Of the trees getting old in the deep underground
You said our pen's out of ink, I don't know if it's true, it depends how you think
When we died in that storm we watched funnel clouds form
And when they touched the earth, things couldn't get much worse
We wrote letters to ghosts, but what mattered the most
We were there to enjoy when it battered the coast
You said our pen's out of ink, I don't know if it's true, it depends how you think

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