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Rants and Such
A Little Peace

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You figure out how to get the world to just leave you alone when desired, be sure to right a self-help book and teach the rest of us. If it works for others, it will be translated into every other language on earth and the print run will exceed 6 billion copies before it is done.

You'll be rich, famous, followed by disciples and paparazzi, and utterly miserable.

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suicide by cop would seem to be the next logical step.

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Nah, the current trend is all for suicide bombing.

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sometimes you have to break with tradition. nothing says you can't preface the whole thing with a cross country killing spree, though.

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Originally posted by SimpleSimon
You figure out how to get the world to just leave you alone when desired, be sure to right a self-help book and teach the rest of us.

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Plum, if I were alone with you on a deserted island, you would be up to your neck in sand within 15 minutes and the hole would be only half filled.

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Originally posted by loser
sometimes you have to break with tradition. nothing says you can't preface the whole thing with a cross country killing spree, though.

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Originally posted by Mordecai
Nah, the current trend is all for suicide bombing.

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That's Mohammicide Bombing.

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Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
Plum, if I were alone with you on a deserted island, you would be up to your neck in sand within 15 minutes and the hole would be only half filled.

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Originally posted by plum
At your age, I don't believe you can dig that quickly. Besides, you'd have to have your back to me to dig, so I could just sneak up and push you in the hole, grab your shovel, and whack you unconscious. Haha I win this round.

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In the brief melee where you're trying to hit me with your shovel, it would all come down to a matter of reflexes, and my reflexes are some 20 years younger than yours. Blocking your initial blow before I grab it and yank it out of your hands might give me a bruised forearm, nothing more.

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*passes popcorn*

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plum you are dumb, just skip to the last round where you're immune to everything and destroy him with your mind blast.

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oh no, worlds collapse when tt and plum exchange mind blasts.

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I don't believe TT's reflexes are dulled by drugs and stupidity, however.

I call this one a close match, with TT the winner.

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You are probably right; but you fail to factor in TT's incontinence, the effects of which are frequent, explosive, and spectacular. I imagine that while TT struggles with his adult diaper, plum might get the upper hand. Although, one fears that at the sight of TT shitting himself, plum will become aroused and forget about the conflict entirely, and in the “grip” of an undeniable compulsion, masturbate furiously, - or worse, write poetry.

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Or write poetry about furious masturbation.

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I wish for that a lot but I know someone that got his wish. Now he's alone and depressed.
Life sucks. The only good life is one where you are a ruler of your people and you control their lives for your pleasure.
That would give me wood.

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The only good life is one where you are a ruler of your people and you control their lives for your pleasure. That would give me wood.

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know. I usually take care of it.

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ummmmm....i don't know how i happened to come here, but i was looking for something completely different, but ended up at asylum and so checked out the blog page here. checked out yours in particular because it had "rant" in the title, and so does my blog actually, located somewhere else on this great worldwide web. so i joined here just to leave you a message, which is "i agree, or mostly agree." even though i am a girl and a few years younger than you say you are. my favorite quote is by voltaire and he said "earth is an insane asylum to which the other planets deport their lunatics." i am never let down by that quote. and i don't exclude myself either. my greatest desire is to run barefoot through fields of flowers. that's about it. i could care less about all the other BS that so many find so important. why can't we all just live in the woods content? why do we have to celebrate silly corporate/bank/"religious" holidays (etc etc)? can't we just celebrate today? wish enough would say "screw it" then maybe some sort of change could happen on a grander scale. there is so much we think we need, but really, it's not all that important in the long run. i'm not saying we should turn prehistoric. i'm saying we should utilize our minds. turn wise maybe.

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Wow. A Voltaire quote on St. Patrick's Day Eve. It's like Pangloss' spirit has descended upon us. And whined about how he can't score chicks. And then gone on at tedious length about the practical tensile advantages of long-polymer plastics in spite of the limitations of their thermo-compressive properties, vis a vis cross-axis torsion and the like. And then called someone a fuckknuckle.

Suddenly I'm feeling very nostalgic. Or it might just be heartburn. Who the fuck ever heard of putting horseradish in the mustard for my corned beef sandwich? I mean...it was good and all, but my farts make me want to leave my own apartment right now. Jesus.

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