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Rants and Such
Words of Advice for Young People

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Advice for the old: Nobody needs your pretentious patronizing vapid cliched drivel.

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OK. I'll get that taken right down for you. Thanks for the advice.

Or perhaps I'll leave it up for others to comment on. If it weren't for the pretentious, patronizing, vapid, cliched drivel of the world, what would critics do with their time?

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Originally posted by plum
Advice for the old: Nobody needs your pretentious patronizing vapid cliched drivel.

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how droll

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At all costs, my friends, avoid being "fwing"ed. Especially by a member of the opposite sex. "Fwing" hurts.

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It's intended as an abstract, but there actually was a specific instance associated with it: My mother frisbee-threw a plastic cup lid and provided that sound effect for the throw; the lid then grazed my freshly-awakened, coffee-seeking, boxers-clad left ball. Thus, being fwinged is being struck with something small and innocuous that, nonetheless, hurts reallp badly.

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Uhm. Okay.

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That is quite enough of that line of conversation.

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If the young had enough sense to listen to advice, they wouldn't need the advice.

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Uhm. Okay.

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"Fwing" I was going to ask but yeah.

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It's intended as an abstract, but there actually was a specific instance associated with it: My mother frisbee-threw a plastic cup lid and provided that sound effect for the throw; the lid then grazed my freshly-awakened, coffee-seeking, boxers-clad left ball. Thus, being fwinged is being struck with something small and innocuous that, nonetheless, hurts reallp badly.

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We're still together. Thanks for the interest.

That one still gets a lot of laugh-mileage at family gatherings.

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Originally posted by Smug Git
If the young had enough sense to listen to advice, they wouldn't need the advice.

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Originally posted by Hawley Griffin
your hair was offended by your brains stupidity and ran away.

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Life is wasted on the human race.

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Advice on the young.
1)Don't talk back to yo daddy for he on crack,man and he whip yo ass,playa.

2)Tha money you got keep it locked up. Don't tell yo mama cause she'll take it,yo.

3)Tell yo mama you studying and she'll whup yo ass. Don't lie to yo mama. She knows you be pushing up on y'all.

4)Yo mama need money for bills,don't give mama the money. Pay the bill,fool. Cause mama go get some crack.

5)You borrowed it. Mama cool with that.

6)Mama needs a cut of yo dope then it's cool to chill in the living room with yo friends.

7)Get your grill on cause mama need you when she skuffle in tha bar.

8)You stole a lot of money from your friends. Mama found out. You return the money so your friends won't kill you. But return the money and mama will. Don't steal from your friends,fool.

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Advice on the young.

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Word.

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Happy Birthday,Disconnect,wherever you are.

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