• You only regret things you never did
  
• Take good care of your penis, love and respect it
  
• Don't shit on people unless you plan to kill them soon
  
• Take more advice than you give
  
• Take the time to empty your bowels properly. Half-shits harm your spiritual wellbeing. Read a book while you dump. Make sure you finish the chapter
  

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1) never assume its just a fart
2) never waste an erection!
3) say what you mean, and mean what you say
4) keep an open mind
5) do your kegels

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1. When you play the power game make sure you win.
2. You can never know too much.
3. Remain true to oneself
4. Keep your enemies closer than your friends. (see lesson one)
5. Always remeber to put the seat of the toilet down (otherwise the missus goes ballistic)

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A persons existance is defined entirely by the existance of other persons

[This message has been edited by Spooky (edited 08-09-2000).]

[This message has been edited by Spooky (edited 08-09-2000).]

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"3. Remian tru to oneselfs"

7. Remember education is important.


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Never ask a woman with kids to marry you.

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1. dont eat fatty foods before you go to bed

2. dont fall in love with a girl 2000 miles away

3. socks should never... ever... be visable.

4. help yourself, because noone can help you unless you are willing to do that

5. help yourself - that way you get the bigger servings

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01 - lying is bad, mmkay?
02 - adopt wonder's "3 day rule" (more people should do this)
03 - there is no god
04 - dont piss off the people making your food and/or pouring your drinks
05 - respect people, no matter how annoying/stupid/etc they are

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-shoot me down, knock me to the floor,
-shoot me up, fuck me like a whore.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Boobsnbuds:
"3. Remian tru to oneselfs"

7. Remember education is important.

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hahahahah.... 8. Remember to type slower


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quote:

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Originally posted by shotgun.messiah:
01 - lying is bad, mmkay?
02 - adopt wonder's "3 day rule" (more people should do this)
03 - there is no god
04 - [this space for rent]
05 - [this space for rent]

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1) Don't let your high school chemistry teacher talk you out majoring in computer science just because "with your intelligence, you should do something good and meaningful for the world", even if she is 1 of only 3 teachers you've ever respected.

2) Break up with whatever significant other you have, when you go away to college.

3) Chicks dig guys who at least try to dance.

4) It's better to regret having done something than to regret not having done something. (Seems to be a common theme in here, of late.)

5) Inspire your fucking self, don't wait for someone else to do it.

6) Never enter into a relationship with someone who doesn't masturbate or burp out loud.

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1. don't sweat the small stuff
2. it's all small stuff
3. enjoy the things or people you have because they can disappear immediately
4. don't litter
5. if you see someone that could use a hand with something, offer assistance

(by the way - "don't fry bacon naked" is about the funniest thing I have read today)

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Listen.. if you like it, vote for it.

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Originally posted by Atom_Bomb:
[QUOTE]i would like to hear that 3 day rule thing.

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that is good advice, stupid shit happens when your haste.

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1. Stay real
2. Make your point quickly, don't babble
3. Respect your elders
4. Don't rely on people
5. Make sure you don't cum in her eye.

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What the hell are you looking at?

I am definitely in favor in the concept of a ruling class.
Especially cause I rule.

Sp00ky owns me.

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Don't expect to come out ahead in a casino.

Never get behind a bus in traffic, they smell bad and stop a lot.

Always give the taxi the right of way, the crazy fucker is coming into your lane even if you don't.

Be thankful if Taco Bell gets more than 70% of your order correct.

All women are crazy, some hide it better than others.

Always tip waitstaff (unless they really really suck).

Always ask for your lawyer right away (US only)

Never touch the stripper. (unless you are a woman, then they don't care)

Never tell a girl that her arms are hairier than yours (trust me)



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6.never look at your self in the mirror while tripping on acid.

7.dont use peanut butter for a blow job unless you have a gallon of milk handy.

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1. Always be kind to others. The feet you step on today may belong to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.

2. Always tell the truth, except when a lie will work better.

3. Don't eat the yellow snow.

4. Life is full of shit, so don't forget to have plenty of tushy paper handy.

5. Don't piss on the electric fence.

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Don't light the wrong end of the cigarette
Avoid vegetables
Don't go to sleep if she's still mad
Wear comfortable shoes
Drink alot

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Originally posted by splAt:
Don't light the wrong end of the cigarette
Avoid vegetables
Don't go to sleep if she's still mad
Wear comfortable shoes
Drink alot

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1. Make hay while the sun shines.
2. Don't let the bastards wear you down.
3. Judge people on their actions, not their words.
4. It just doesn't matter.
5. Resist the urge to code.

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Important Lessons You Have Learned

What are the 5 most important lessons youve learned in your life?

1.Every one has their own truth.

2.Moderation is key.

3.Dont fry bacon naked.

4.Dont do shots of Wild Turkey and eat hot wings at the same time.

5.Every living thing has beauty and value.

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6. Don't have sex with garden tools.

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Dont touch glass in your granparents house when you are little.

Dont let your dad talk you into "letting the kitties sleep outside for once"

Dont lie about the death of a pet your your child.

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