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Oracular_Jinx
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Registered: Oct 2001
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Blimey Limey!

I'm going to be in England the first week of May... London for a weekend and slightly north, then onto (most likely) Whales.

Don't know details yet... but if you limeyland critters want to meet up, let me know, kay?

Oh, and let me take this opportunity to show off my new swank haircut.

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Hawley Griffin
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MstrG
The Talamasca

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Whales, followed by Hireland.

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Cockney_Rebel
Reggie Perrin.

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PM me if you would like to link up. I promise to leave any stationary at home.

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Hawley Griffin
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that includes your penis, right?

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Cockney_Rebel
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Sorry. It goes where I go.

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Oracular_Jinx
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So does my hair.

People with fat faces can't have short hair. It's a rule.

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England
Adorable Pussycat

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It's spelt Wales sweetheart. Don't go to Yorkshire, it's wank.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Better never than late.

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skinny
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any chance me getting in on one of these pissups? but not on a weekend because i,ll be on the piss.

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skinny
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I take the cyber-silence as a fuck off.... fair enough.

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Cockney_Rebel
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Oh do shut up, please. Anyway, all UK piss-ups take place in London. Are you prepared to travel all that way to meet a bunch of cantankerous old bastards that you hardly know? And if you do take the plunge, bring my bail/nuisance money as I tend to get my collar felt at every piss-up.

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Hawley Griffin
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any chance me getting in on one of these pissups?


yeah, you just have to show up and make sure cockney gets arrested

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I have done quite a bit of work down there and was just trying to be sociable. With the risk of a severe bollocking ,the last place i worked was Cricklewood, about two and a half years ago, what a fucking shithole.
Work is usually on the out skirts, woking, Guilford,Gravesend,Croydon,Illford,Enfield,Uxbridg
e thatkind of place.I just thought i'd ask. I'm boring myself now so i'll fuck off.

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Don't pay any attention to Cockney_Rebel. We are all pretty insignificant, but he more than the rest. All it takes is you to show up, so just do it.

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Don't pay any attention to Cockney_Rebel. We are all pretty insignificant, but he more than the rest. All it takes is you to show up, so just do it.


Insignificant than most I may be. But, that doesn't change the fact that I'm really a decent guy that would have a drink with anyone from these forums. Shit, I met most of the UK contingent after only three days in joining. So, Skinny. If you want to have a drink when you're down this neck of the woods, drop us a pm. We'll have a crack, trust me.

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Oracular_Jinx
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Happy to report that I ended up continuing to win the "drunken baffoon" title I've worked so hard to keep.

To everyone but CR, you all suck

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The haircut looks good! Wish I could've been there.

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My teeth are crooked. I'd fit in and nobody'd know. Except that I speak properly.

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C_R really is the man when it comes to London piss ups.

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Can someone link me to that story? I missed it's original telling and CRSR gave me the gist of it at the Montreal pissup. But I'd like to read the whole affair and aftermath.

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