Registered: Dec 2004
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I would like to inform the moderator of this board that something extremely disturbing happened this very evening. That villian know as Mordecai--aka Mr. Charisma--sent me a pm offering to give me a blowjob.

Well, I was flattered. Who wouldn't be? I mean, he's such a hunk. But I informed Mr. Mordecai that I only allow my boyfriend to give me blowjobs. You all know him as Paint Chips. He's the only man alive with a mouth big enough to accomodate the full scope of my cock.

But Mr. Mordecai wouldn't take no for an answer! I demand justice! He should be cornholed and shot at the earliest possible moment. Of course, we should cornhole him first. It's not like we're a bunch of savages from fucking England.

In lieu of that, I believe Mr. Mordecai should be permenently banned--even though he's dreamy. If I don't get satisfaction, I will be forced to circulate a petition. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Sincerely Yours,

Bill

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Registered: Apr 2002
Location: At Home
Posts: 4192

I believe you misunderstood his intentions, after shaving his head and having to endure a snowfall shortly afterwards, he treated himself to a steak dinner in order to boost his spirits, in a desparate search for a toothpick he resorted to the closest alternative, hence the PM you received

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Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Beringia
Posts: 5262

Bill, this is the sort of thing you can expect from life when you offer your asshole up as a cum dumpster. From here on out it's all manthongs and eye make-up for you.
kill yourself faggot.

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Registered: Oct 2001
Location:
Posts: 18251

I can't believe I didn't get the offer. He owes me one.

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Registered: Oct 2001
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and a rimjob to boot

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Still Orygun
Posts: 10478

'cum dumpster' would be a good user title for littlebill.

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 25010

I don't know, user titles aren't supposed to be reality-based.

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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Mountains
Posts: 4700

Mord has a magical tongue.

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