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Cockney_Rebel
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Toothpicks.

quote:
Originally posted by FuhQall
in a desparate search for a toothpick


Why is it that in nearly every god damned resturant, cafe, bar and most places that serve food that they never supply toothpicks?

I 've just eaten a rather nice lasange with chefs salad and some chips in the staff resturant and do you think they supply toothpicks amongst the condiments and napkins. No.

Cunts.

I demand toothpicks in every eating establishment and I demand them now.

Thanks.

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wellcome to turkey, if we don't have toothpicks we go mad, that's something to do with the eating habbits. meat is the main ingrediant in turkish kitchen. i began to give information again didn't i

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that's only in chav-town, CR. classier* places all have them ready on the tables.


*everywhere else.

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Lasagna and chips* isn't classy?

*Pretty much like steak fries, for Americans. But nice.

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Why the hell would a Brit need a toothpick?

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To jab your eye out! YARRGGHHH!

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use your small finger nail, left

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quote:
Originally posted by dogcow
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I'd hardly call the staff resturant at Schroders in London "chav."

And considering I work for Honeywells and earn a pretty penny, I'm far from being chav as you are from being Austrailian. I'm working class, dogcow, not lower class.

Get it right.

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Stuck any apples down your pants lately?

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quote:
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Stuck any apples down your pants lately?


Retribution comes in many forms. That was one of them.

Nothing is fair in war.

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Why didn't you break a twig off of a tree or shrub and whittle it into a toothpick?

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You are like Rambo.

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quote:
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Why didn't you break a twig off of a tree or shrub and whittle it into a toothpick?


That would be easy. Considering you shot them all down. You should be reported to greenpeace, tree killer.

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quote:
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You are like Rambo.


Best film he ever made in my opinion.

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Greenpeace can kiss my ass.

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Just... stop eating.

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quote:
Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
You are like Rambo.


civilization; one tooth dragon

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Why do people have bad breath? It's because the food that they eat remains embedded in the crevices of their teeth. Toothpicks after eating are essential

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Why don't you just take your teeth out and wash them under the bathroom faucet like all the other Brits? Is that where the rebel part comes in?

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In the US, only the classiest chicken shacks have toothpicks.

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You should have one of these. Then when you take it out,others would say "WOW. That dude is COOL."

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