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My wife called me at work the other day rambling on about a big bird in the back yard. I was thinking it was a turkey, but she insisted it was bigger. I thought she was full of shit, but low and behold, thar be an emu in the yard. I was thinking of killing it and eating it but I don't think it would fit in the oven.

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The Larch...

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The emaciated juvenile wild boar...

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I was thinking of killing it and eating it but I don't think it would fit in the oven.

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The ferocious wolf pup...

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The still unidentified creature thats been spotted ranging through central Ohio for the last two years.



MILLERSPORT, Ohio -- Is it a lion? A coyote? Or is it just an extremely large cat? Central Ohioans have a variety of opinions about an animal that has been seen in the area for the last two years.

Bob Lombardo, of Lewis Center, e-mailed nbc4i.com some pictures of an animal that emerged from the woods near his home on Saturday night.

Lombardo said the animal had an "awkward stride," was lean, and its tail dragged on the ground. He said the animal looked like a coyote and was fast-moving. No one knows for sure whether the animal Lombardo saw was connected to animals seen this week in Pataskala and just north of Columbus.

John Kaminsky said he saw an animal 20 feet in front of him run across Millersport Road. He said the tail dragged the ground and was too long to be a coyote.

Kaminsky was one of two drivers who said they saw a large animal with a huge, bushy tail run across a farm field and then dart across the road, before disappearing into the trees.

"It was sleek, quick and the color was gray and black," Kaminsky said.

"It was different. I've seen fox. I've seen coyote. I've seen every kind of animal. I'm nearly 70 (years old). I've been around, but I've never seen an animal look like that," he said.

Kaminsky said the animal ran across a field and disappeared into a group of trees.

The farmer who owns the land said he's seen a lot of deer and a few coyotes, but Kaminksy said the animal's tail was too long to be a coyote.

"It could have been a coyote, but I've never seen a coyote with as long a tail as it had," he said.

There has been no confirmation of a lion running around Central Ohio.

Reports of lion sightings began surfacing in May 2004, when there were several reports of a long tailed creature roaming in the New Albany and Gahanna areas.

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its clearly a liger (or a tion if you like (also bred for its skill in magic))

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Holy shit,cricka. Do you have any idea the significance of having an emu cross your yard? YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST MAN ON EARTH!!!
Go buy a lotto ticket. SERIOUSLY!

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Serve it with ... some bombay potato.

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I guess so. Appantly two had escaped from a little emu ranch about three miles away. I was told it took four guys to wrestle them down.

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After you shot them.

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I grew up amongst the emu farms (ranches?) too, but they never got loose in my yard.

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Emus hate fags. Everyone knows that. Geez.

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Or it may have been the alligators in the canal.

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Emus do like strawberries, oranges and apples. They don't like bananas or *snicker* jolopanos.

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"Jalapeņos."
You'll need to know how to spell that when your kids are studying for the new SATs in about a decade.

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By that time, the SATs will take 5 hours.

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"Jalapeņos."
You'll need to know how to spell that when your kids are studying for the new SATs in about a decade.

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You're too proud to learn a new language?

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I think the word you want is "inbred".

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You're too proud to learn a new language?

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DID YOU BUY A LOTTO TICKET?

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He couldn't speak with the dude at the counter.

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He should tell that dude about the emu and that he would win. And that it's lucky. And it's true.

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