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what should large do on his birthday?
kill himself
have a horrible midlife crisis/breakdown
vow to never post a poll again, nor misspell "poll"
have a lovely day, with some nice beer, and some sex
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ignatz mouse
Mistress of Futility

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Still Orygun
Posts: 10248

Happy Birthday Happy Birthday, Large!

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Tray
confidence trickster

Registered: May 2002
Location: blessed oblivion
Posts: 1482

Yay!! he should smoke some pot, too.

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Hawley Griffin
fear on internets

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: south afrika
Posts: 16488

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lanin
Tennis Ball Retriever

Registered: May 2003
Location: N. Texas
Posts: 3363

Happy Birthday you giant strange Filipino!

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T
tiTalating Revelator...

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Behind this monitor.
Posts: 6444

HappEEEEEEEE birthday, LF!

Hope you have a good one.

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Talarohk
The Pedanticator

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Oceanside, CA
Posts: 5073

Happy birthday, O my Zen Master. Let us meditate upon this wisdom:

Several options
Lurk at the top of the thread
No choice but "FUCK YOU!".

I hope it's a great one.

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PNG
consultation?

Registered: Jul 2005
Location: different
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i don't know what to say really, but glad that you were born LF.
Thanks for being with us.

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Roshigoth
The Cheesemeister

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Happy birthday, LF. Hope it's good.

And [p] for Tal. It was supposed to be humor, but I gave you class by accident. Oh well.

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Talarohk
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Registered: Feb 2003
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What a cute face she has, Hawley. Nice pic.

Of course, the rest of the pic is nice as well, but attractive naked bodies are common on the internet.

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ignatz mouse
Mistress of Futility

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Still Orygun
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moderators, please feel free to edit the poll to include, "fuck you, LF!" as a choice.

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
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cornelius
Quixotic landmass

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Holy shit
Posts: 1081

Happy birthday you big twat

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Hawley Griffin
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What a cute face she has, Hawley. Nice pic.

Of course, the rest of the pic is nice as well, but attractive naked bodies are common on the internet.



just admit it, you want her to sit on your face.

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Rokkr
cwaestor

Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Insatiation
Posts: 8980

HB, you got your present a little early.

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Pinecrika
Prophet of Doom

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
Posts: 9694

HB LF.

She's a cutie Hawley.

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Aydin
Rice King

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: NYC
Posts: 11770

Blissfull Birthday!

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dogcow
brucoš

Registered: Apr 2005
Location: summer!
Posts: 10457

have a good one, LF!

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Cruise Director
nobody special

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Zion
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I'm with the Troll.... we know what he REALLY wants!

Happy Birthday, LF.

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Mordecai
destractivegodofdarkness

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: library
Posts: 19562

Happy Birthday you skipping out early sort of bastard.

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Smug Git
Arrogance Personified

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35561

Happy birthday, old stick.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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Today was the first day of my downward spiral to the end of life. I had to work cause we had a mandatory inservice. Then all got up during our meeting (75 people or so) and sang Happy Birthday while I was going like EEEEEEEE!!!!! Then one of the staff prepared a cake for me and gave me a 40 humor coloring book and a old man necklace with old man stuff. It rules. Then after work we ate at a chineese buffet. They had frog legs. I've never had frog legs before. It was tasty. So I saved a bone to put in my box as a rememberance of the first day of my rapid spiral towards death. Forty is old to me yet I still feel kinda young yet. But numbers don't lie so then I had a frantic mid life crisis attack earlier today.
THANK YOU ALL you mutherfuckers! Logging in and reading this thread really put a smile,man. I cried.

Here's the bone that will forever stay in my box. One day I will take it out and remember this day.

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cw
cuntacular wench

Registered: Apr 2003
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Posts: 6368

Show us the old man necklace with old man stuff.

Numbers lie all the time.

Happy Birthday LF and many happy returns of the day.

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wonderaz
Sarky Bastard

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 18823

And a thousand fuck you's for you.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 25592

Necklace writings:
Fart alarm (whistle)
Arth-Riddance old age lubricant
Caution Slow Old Zone
Old 2 day vitamins with PEP. keeping you going when your age is showing
Spare Parts(teeth move open and close)

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