Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Little Rock.
Posts: 2560

Apparently Brighton is the San Francisco of England but also has a pretty good night life so my friends dragged me there. Clubbing isn't my thing at all but I try to enjoy myself until I'm once again reminded why I hate clubs. Loud noises, lots of weird people, disgusting air. I ended up pissing in the kitchen sink of some hotel because they didn't have any signs to the pisser. After following the directions I was given and opening up every door in the area I said fuck it and let it go in the sink. At least I took out the drain plug. Some girl tried to sell me her right arm, that conversation turned into me propositioning her for sex but never went anywhere. I watched a bouncer slap around some stupid italian bastard after he was caught putting pills into various girl's drinks. British women really don't appreciate the good ol' "Hey Girl!" A friend of mine felt up some 40 year old lady. Every attempt I made went down in flames. I think I'm the only one who went that didn't get hit on by a homosexual. All of this makes me kind of glad I'm going to the desert shortly, at least maybe there they'll let me set something on fire.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
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How much for her arm and did it come off?

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Registered: Dec 2005
Location: uk
Posts: 1438

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Originally posted by rodney
I think I'm the only one who went that didn't get hit on by a homosexual.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Little Rock.
Posts: 2560

I think I've got the unfriendly looking thing down, so maybe that's what it was. Strangely, I was told I have a pretty mouth by my friends on the ride up there, it was like being trapped in a car with clones of Fiend. 50 quid for her right arm and that didn't even include a handjob with or without a glove. British girls are some expensive whores.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Originally posted by paultheo
that's bad. are you extremely undesirable, scary, unfriendly-looking?

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Registered: Dec 2005
Location: uk
Posts: 1438

oh, but aren't all homosexuals child-molestors?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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Only if you think like euphorbia.

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