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JoeyCat
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Happy Mothers Day

To all of the forum mommies!

Relax and have a wonderful day.

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Hawley Griffin
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i will be drinking red wine and listening to tori amos all day

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Large Filipino
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I have to call my mommie today.

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Smug Git
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Mother's Day was, like, in March.

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Hawley Griffin
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mothers day is everyday when you have experienced the miracle of giving birth

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Smug Git
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Unless your child dies.

Cot death murders Mother's Day.

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Large Filipino
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That's tragical.

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JoeyCat
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You're in the US now Smug, it's crib death and Mothers Day is the 2nd Sunday in May. Get with the program

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Hawley Griffin
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quote:
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You're in the US now Smug, it's crib death and Mothers Day is the 2nd Sunday in May. Get with the program


silly colonist

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Smug Git
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I'm not buying into this newfangled Johnny-come-lately Mother's Day nonsense. We were celebrating Mother's Day when you people were living in shacks and sodomising close relatives for your entertainment*.

*If you live in the South, this was yesterday.

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skalie
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The Hitler Administration made Mother's Day a celebration of "Aryan” “racial purity" and prolific breeding. Abortion was illegal for "pure" Germans, encouraged or forced for others.

http://www.ucimc.org/newswire/display/114242/index.php

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
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. . .*If you live in the South, this was yesterday.

So, I take it you'll be doing your customary deeeeep South tour again this summer?

Amen.

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Re: Happy Mothers Day

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Originally posted by JoeyCat

Relax and have a wonderful day.


You too, Joey.

*Every day is deeeeeep south day for Smug, Jeb.

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wonderaz
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I flew a balloon full of Mothers today. Then I took Big Al and my ex (they are quite good friends) and the Ferret and her kid (same age as the Ferret) to breakfast. SS knows the place.
We are off to go tubing down Oak Creek this afternoon.
Happy M Day to the rest of you.

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Happy Mother's Day, Joeycat. There's one lucky young un' out there t'have you fer a ma.

Amen.

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Here's to all of the mothers who've put up with us daughters through thick and thin, never having received a manual and still managing to keep the family glued together with unconditional love.

You all rock.

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Unconditional love? FEAR man. Fear.

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Unconditional love? FEAR man. Fear.
Well, Machiavelli always said it's better to be feared than loved...

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Yes.

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I am at work. ; {

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Aydin
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Happy Day.
It started in Philadelphia, so you Euros are flat wrong about the date.

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Forgive them. They are despirately trying to hang of to some vestage of the empires that they think they were once glorified in.
I feel for them.

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my mother requested me to cut my fingernails for the mother's day present, did (

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i still wonder whose alt you are.

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