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Someone left bags of trash in the refuse room instead of putting them in the chute and I spent a good three minutes fantasizing about how I should grab one of the bags, sort through it, find a piece of mail with the apartment number on it, write "Push your trash down the chute next time you lazy filthy swine!" on it, stick it to their door and spread the rest of the trash all around the front of their apartment. It made me feel really good to think of this.

I think I may have some passive-aggressive tendencies.

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Registered: Oct 2001
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I had a fantasy about Saturday Morning happening again.

Mmm weekends.

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You should just blow the asshole away.

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Registered: Jan 2001
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I had a fantasy where I didn't rely on vicariously living through people on an internet forum.

Talk about far out.

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Originally posted by highstreet

I think I may have some passive-aggressive tendencies.

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Originally posted by Avondale
at the coffee shop i work at, i was having a lot of problems with some crazy old lady who ended up asking to speak to my manager and complained to him about me. the lady paid with a personal check that had her home address on it, so i wrote down her address, looked it up on mapquest, and left squirrel roadkill in her mailbox the next day.

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ya rly.

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I can't believe that you haven't been hacked to death yet, Avondale.

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[Yoda]That is why you fail.[/Yoda]

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Originally posted by highstreet
It made me feel really good to think of this.

I think I may have some passive-aggressive tendencies.

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Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
I can't believe that you haven't been hacked to death yet, Avondale.

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Well done, though, with the squirill. I never pass up a chance at petty vengence.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: NYC
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I would think the exact same thing, but luckily we have a garbage/recycling room on each floor with a garbage chute inside, and anything not sent down the chute is picked up by a spic every morning.

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Originally posted by paultheo
imagine how you'd have felt if you'd done it. i also wonder how you gonna feel over the years thinking back at this lost opportunity. more passive-aggressive? it needs an outlet. consider attending a community action group. highstreet vigilantes.

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Registered: Jul 2001
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Life as a barrista must be so stressful. Maybe I'll get to try it out one day.

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