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crazyblonde
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How do you?

Get rid of a squirell? I have 2 cats and they are going crazy! Please offer me hope! Thanks in advance!

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dogcow
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you give it to avondale. duh.

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Hawley Griffin
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Registered: Feb 2004
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have you tried to reason with him?

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mattdk
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Open the door. The cats will bring it to you with a proud look on their face and you can get rid of it.

Also, you're an alt.

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PROOF IS IN PUTTING

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How do you get rid of a annoying crazyblonde?

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dogcow
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but careful, fiery end towards squirrel.

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mattdk
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Helpful and wholesome.

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Large Filipino
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Re: How do you?

quote:
Originally posted by crazyblonde
Get rid of a squirell? I have 2 cats and they are going crazy! Please offer me hope! Thanks in advance!


http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/...hlight=squirrel

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crazyblonde
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Thanks but I know live in the burbs.

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Rokkr
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Get moose to kill sqvirrel.

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Large Filipino
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That would make the children cry.

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highstreet
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Lots of children's movies have squirrel characters in them nowadays. Aye, it's true.

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Jayne
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Have you concidered diplomatic pressure and international sanctions?

Nah, your right go straight to the tactical nukes.

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FuhQall
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Why not just recommend assassinating it as you would, and have, the English language.

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Jayne
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quote:
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Why not just recommend assassinating it as you would, and have, the English language.


Thanks, next time I'll use a spell checker.
I sure am glad there is someone like you here to set things straight. Your the best!

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Option B

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Pinecrika
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That was awesome Troll.

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I'm giving you a belated [p]. The thought of that clip kept me giggling all afternoon.

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