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AALIYAH - the best singer RnB is still loving in the net...there are many her sites and other threads.
she's beautiful and full talent.....
AALIYAH = ANGEL
NICE PERSON

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SHE IS, WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE.

Others may say you are an annoying fucktard, a one joke wonder spraying your repetitive effluenent of a theme over the forum like the liquid faeces of an incontinent IBS sufferer but I say to them NAY, thou art the one true source of truth and knowledge about AALIYAH.

She was not, as so many assert, a five dollar cock whore with a hole where here nasal tissues used to be from the quantities of coke she inhaled in payment for her substandard blowjobs but instead a majestic prawn of true honour, rising above the common herd like a buffalo with angel wings.

I salute her. I salute you.

Please, do what I have done, and in penance for her TRAGIC DEATH spend some years in SILENCE and WITHOUT ANY FORM OF COMMUNICATION to honour her beautiful memory.

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you know, there is no way you wrote that in 5 minutes.

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light travels at the speed of light.

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Originally posted by dogcow
you know, there is no way you wrote that in 5 minutes.

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or maybe he's high.

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You have seen through me. I have literally billions of small text files on a redundant system of optical storage spread across the developed world which, due to the variety of their subject matter, will always in some way apply to a forum thread.

After encoding the source message of the thread into known prime numbers, a simple fractal search of the database will produce a few thousand results sorted by relevance and stupidity. A more complex gaussian filter reveals the few replies that would best suit the forum in question which I then double check before one is selected and posted automatically.

In fact, on this very forum, there are only three actual posters and the rest is me, an army of alts and my humble system.

I think you will agree the experience has been thoroughly engaging. You three may stop posting now. The experiment is over. This forum will be shut down within twelve hours.

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definitely high.

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I can believe that Lightbulb wrote it in five minutes or so.

He is a creative person.

Give him a couple of months and he can produce a clever and imaginative script for a pilot episode of a TV series that will never get bought.

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yes, i've been there.
never getting bought is the highest compliment a good script can receive.
remedy: dumb it down and take out anything you feel is indispensibly relevant.

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Ironically, Aaliyah actually survived that plane crash. Her broken body was spirited away to Africa where she was to be nursed back to health in the traditional ways. Unfortunately, the village where she was recuperating from the tragic ordeal was attacked by a marauding troop of baboons who slaughtered the villagers and gang raped poor Aaliyah for two days before dismembering what was left of her and devouring her flesh in a frenzy of carnivorous madness. A day later, Aaliyah was coming out the asses of those baboons to be no more.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!

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she is happy =)

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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I can believe that Lightbulb wrote it in five minutes or so.

He is a creative person.

Give him a couple of months and he can produce a clever and imaginative script for a pilot episode of a TV series that will never get bought.

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Oh yes.

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Ironically, Aaliyah actually survived that plane crash. Her broken body was spirited away to Africa where she was to be nursed back to health in the traditional ways. Unfortunately, the village where she was recuperating from the tragic ordeal was attacked by a marauding troop of baboons who slaughtered the villagers and gang raped poor Aaliyah for two days before dismembering what was left of her and devouring her flesh in a frenzy of carnivorous madness. A day later, Aaliyah was coming out the asses of those baboons to be no more.

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that's what i thought but couldn't put into words

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FAVOURITES - WHAT AALIYAH LIKE A MORE.....




Writer: Stephen King
Actor: Denzel Washington
Jewellery: Only silver
Movie: ‘The Silence of the Lambs’
Series: ‘Ally Mc Beal’, ‘Sex and the City’
Food: Donuts, pizza, pasta

Dessert: Vanilla ice cream with nuts, cherries and whipped cream

Bands: The Isley Brothers, Jodeci
Video game: Resident Evil
Colors: Black & silver
Team: Chicago Bulls
Places: NY
Clothes: Vanilla ice cream with nuts, cherries and whipped cream

Brands: Nike & Tommy Hillfiger
Perfumes: Jacadi L’Eau des Petits
Drinks: Pepsi
Holiday: Christmas

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Dislikes - swamps, heavy luggage, Luis Morales

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i dig how the favorite dessert and the favorite clothes are the same. i think mobii is checking to see if we're paying attention.

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nah, i've met a few people like to wear whipped cream

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And we really wish they would stop.


Please honor my memory and let me rest. Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

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you people are scaring me.

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