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Black monkey would have eaten the bear.

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Unbearable.

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Best. Zoo. Ever.

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That's just awesome.

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That is a mean bear and they should give it the chair or whatever the bear equivalent is because that is a heinous crime and monkeys are cute and they deserve better and I wish that bear would die the end.

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The bear was hungry, so he ate a monkey. Or maybe the monkey had just flung some shit at him, and he was pissed off. Either way, I can't blame the bear.

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It's a lesson that we should not monkey around with nature.

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Monkeys consumed by bears: this is the ultimate product of your failed capitalist system.

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Originally posted by Roshigoth
The bear was hungry, so he ate a monkey. Or maybe the monkey had just flung some shit at him, and he was pissed off. Either way, I can't blame the bear.

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i'm sure they must have step on its nerves. but how could it catch them?

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i'm sure they must have step on its nerves.

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Right on! Instead of moving the monkeys (the monkey was whacking off and threw its spoo on the bear, hence, pissed off bear) they should get more macaques and start feeding them to the bears. I'd take my kids to see that.

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"The bear then climbed up and grabbed the monkey, mauling it to death and bringing it to its concrete den, where three bears ate it."

I did not know Bears Share?

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Sharing is caring. It's a care bear.

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One UH pernt coming up Rosh! [P]

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The monkey didn't fight back. I think he just grinned and beared it.

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hahaha i like this kind of jokes;

grandmother: eray hurry son, your ice cream is getting cold

yeah funny, i guess someone should start "what is your name" thread

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Much better pic. OH POOR BROWN MONKEY!

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GRAY MONKEY!

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WHITE MONKEY!

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You don't know get it do you?

But then again, you never do.

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the vienna zoo is so much better. here we had a jaguar eat one of the personnel while the tourists watched.

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Much better pic. OH POOR BROWN MONKEY!

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All right, I'll admit it. I'm completely ignorant. I can't find explanations on Wikipedia or urbandictionary, and google does not save me.

Could someone PLEASE explain to me the whole "Brown Monkey!" "Black Monkey!" thing, how it got started, its significance, etc.? Pernts will be awarded.

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If it was six years ago, people would be SO photochopping Black Monkey into that photo.

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