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sarah
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Technology more problems!!!!!!!

hey that was good advice but now my computer keeps freezing and it wont close.i think its the button its meant to be flashing but it isnt.everytime i go into my computer files to press eject it freezes and says end programme its not responding.r u a computer freak!!!!!!!!!!!!

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check the laser.

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sarah
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im noy that friendly with computers how the hell do i check the laser.i dont think it would be that it was working fine then all of a sudden didnt open.now iv opened it using a paperclip but i cant hear anything spinning when i close it and the light doesnt work.

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Cockney_Rebel
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open up the computer while it is pulgged in and lick the motherboard with your tongue.

that'll fix it

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sarah
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r u tryin to kill me

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Sounds like time for a sledgehammer.

Or call a computer repair shop.

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quote:
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r u tryin to kill me


Me? I would never contemplate such an heinous act.

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Sounds to me like you have a comprimised or dehydrated c17 interface. Turn the computer off, let it cool for about an hour. Wrap the computer in plastic wrap and place it in the dishwasher. Run it through a normal cycle. The humidity of the dishwasher should moisten the interface enough for it to function.

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Make sure to use the "normal" cycle on the diswasher, and not "pot scrub." While it is thrue that adequate humidity is neccessary to facilitate the proper alignment of humours within your PC, too much moisture will release an augue into your hard drive, and I think we all know how bad that can be.

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Get you hands on one of these, turn it on, and press the pointy end firmly against your forehead.

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This has been downloaded 30 time(s).

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yeah, or she can buy a mac. same thing really, but it will fix her dvd rom too.

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