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highstreet
belligerent truffle

Registered: May 2004
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They Try Shut My Door!

Roger roger do you here me over!!!!
the U.S immigration wont let me in!!!!!
i was mennu work with timber startin this week, but now im doin a Akon "im locked out they wont let me in" im locked out! they wont let me in!

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Rokkr
cwaestor

Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Insatiation
Posts: 8980

They gave you a literacy test eh?

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ignatz mouse
Mistress of Futility

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Still Orygun
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they gave him a dna test and determined he's not quite human. creationists are pissed.

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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
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If US immigration had really been doing their job, they would have shot him in the face.

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fubar
ignoramus extravagantus

Registered: Apr 2005
Location: wool puller
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I thought plum was PNG's alt.

I'm confused.

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ignatz mouse
Mistress of Futility

Registered: Mar 2004
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plum and highstreet are alts. PNG is a turkish porn star who moonlights as a spiritual engineer. everything should now be clear to you.

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Cockney_Rebel
Reggie Perrin.

Registered: Nov 2003
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quote:
Originally posted by fubar
I'm confused.


Judging by your custom title, that comes as no surprise.

Anyway, I just ate a whole packet of raspberry jaffa cakes.

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fubar
ignoramus extravagantus

Registered: Apr 2005
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Thanks for that, mouse.

Chav, what's a jaffa cake?

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Pinecrika
Prophet of Doom

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
Posts: 9694

It's a cake from the Isle of Jaffa.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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Made from the Jaffa jaffa elves. They rule. Sometimes they enter your dreams.

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fubar
ignoramus extravagantus

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mmmmmmmmmm. Eeeellllllllves.

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ignatz mouse
Mistress of Futility

Registered: Mar 2004
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google provides. raspberry jaffa cakes:

Attachment: moblog_29450a7431e15.jpg
This has been downloaded 36 time(s).

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