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Large Filipino
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Hurricane Alicia

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Originally posted by 99% of all New Orleans residences
I don't NEED no drill. When it be come again,I be outta here. Let tem others do te drill. They get it all figured out.

This is gonna be a fun year.

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AccuWeather.com Hurricane Center Chief Forecaster Joe Bastardi

"Early in the season-June and July-the Texas Gulf Coast faces the highest likelihood of a hurricane strike, possibly putting Gulf energy production in the line of fire. As early as July, and through much of the rest of the season, the highest level of risk shifts to the Carolinas. From mid-August into early October, the window is open for hurricane strikes to spread northward to the more densely populated Northeast coast. At the very end of the season, southern Florida also faces significant hurricane risk."

Ken Reeves, AccuWeather's Director of Forecast Operations

"Ironically, though, the region that was hammered the hardest last year-the central and eastern Gulf Coast-has one of the lower probabilities of receiving another major hurricane strike in 2006."

AccuWeather.com Hurricane Center forecasts six landfalling storms-five hurricanes and a tropical storm-this year, with three of the hurricanes being major upon landfall.

I should start a Hurricaine Pool to predict who gets the shit knocked out of them this year. $5 to enter a guess. whoever gets the closest takes it. Or in the event of more than one area getting hid by a major storm, prorated based on the severity of the storm (category.windspeed, or something else that we could set guidelines for in advance)

Any takers?

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I hope they all drown, less niggers down there. Mabey they'll come up north and become slaves again....

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quote:
Originally posted by Vyper
AccuWeather.com Hurricane Center forecasts six landfalling storms-five hurricanes and a tropical storm-this year, with three of the hurricanes being major upon landfall.

I should start a Hurricaine Pool to predict who gets the shit knocked out of them this year. $5 to enter a guess. whoever gets the closest takes it. Or in the event of more than one area getting hid by a major storm, prorated based on the severity of the storm (category.windspeed, or something else that we could set guidelines for in advance)

Any takers?

Never quote AccuWeather in any type of meteorlogical discussion ever again, kthxbye.

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I hope they all drown, less niggers down there. Mabey they'll come up north and become slaves again....

You mean the Mexicans come up nor.....wait. That's already happenin'

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Hey God made them for two reasons: cheap labor and good chalupas....

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Large Filipino
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Beans too. Don't forget beans. (My wife would kill me if she ever read this shit)

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Beans too. Don't forget beans. (My wife would kill me if she ever read this shit)

Should I call T and tell her where to look?

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Just to be clear, I voted for: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCKING RACIST MUTHERFUCKER!

I always choose the bottom choice when my favorite island nigger posts a poll. What can I say? I believe in science.

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Philipinoes are not niggers.

Quit insulting the niggers, troll.

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Philipinoes are robots.

Quit insulting the humans, troll.

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This thread is now my official milsestone thread.

Fuck you.

edit: to celebrate this great moment, I'm going to stop slacking off in front of the computer at work. Insted I'm going to go to the park, take a 2 hour lunch hour, and get high.

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I would get paranoid coming back to work. How do you manage?

I predict,btw that the carolina's would be next. Maybe even as far north as Pennsylvania.

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Large Filipino
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Should I call T and tell her where to look?

NOOOO!!!!

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quote:
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I would get paranoid coming back to work. How do you manage?

By never thinking about it, and not caring...

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I hope they all drown, less niggers down there. Mabey they'll come up north and become slaves again....

Drowning is a terrible way to die. How anyone in their right mind could wish that upon another human being that has done absoultely nothing wrong except exist is (in my mind), deplorable and utterly despicable.

Shame on you, you worthless varmit. I hope a well-hung black man fucks your tiny pea brain out.

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