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highstreet
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Fish and chips

Today I will attempt to eat fish and chips for the first time since childhood. We'll see how it goes. I do like fish and I love fries, so there should be no reason for my abstinence all these years....except, when I was young my parents were in the habit of using the term "fish and chips" as an euphemism for sex, and they continued doing this long after we caught on to what the were referring to. So I've had this weird association thing between fish and chips and my parents having sex most of my life now. Gross, I know.

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Are you in the UK?

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No I am on the other side of the pond.

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Smug Git
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Fries aren't the same as chips.

Chips are good. Fries are OK at best.

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highstreet
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quote:
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Fries aren't the same as chips.

Chips are good. Fries are OK at best.



You're probably right, but around here when you order fish and chips, fries is what you get.

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Canadia?

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Re: Fish and chips

quote:
Originally posted by highstreet
I do like fish and I love fries,


Fries, fucking fries, no don't do it .Chips,chips thats what you want, big fat ones dripping in fat. Thick crispy batter on your full cod fillet, non of this poached shit .

oh, and mushey peas.

forget the sex thing and tuck in.

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I'd take rock eel over cod, frankly, or a nice bit of haddock.

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highstreet
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I wussed out and got chicken fingers instead, btw. Thanks for the words of encouragement though, guys. Maybe next time....

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paultheo
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i was brought up on chips. british chips: the big, fat, fatty ones.
these days i've retrained my body (and mind) with rice and tofu and yoga.
still, about 3-4 times a year i am seduced by a chip-shop display. usually it's the word "traditional" or "nutritious".
i buy a portion, eat about a quarter of them before my stomach starts heaving and then i dump the rest.

hey highstreet, maybe you could make loadsa money selling hypnotic reimprinting tapes, help people give up their unwanted habits.

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Jesus, I can even get proper chips in Indianapolis. Granted, it's a hole-in-the-wall Greek restaurant, but the chips rock.

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No, we'll talk about you in front of your face but if you're not here, just as good.


I thought fishin' chips was noodling with CHiPsJr.

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ah, so your parents' sex life was greasy and made them feel like heaving afterward. that explains you, really.

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highstreet
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It really is quite disgusting, I mean....fish? FISH!!? Isn't that what it's supposed to start smelling like down there if you don't wash regularly?

*shudder*

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Cockney_Rebel
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Leyton High Road, opposite the Tescos at Baker Arms.

There you will find the best fish and chip shop in the world. Fresh fish and the oil to fry the chips is changed twice daily.

Pie and Mash?

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hs,do you get that same feeling when you eat two eggs and sausage?

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thank goodness for vegetarianism.

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Cruise Director
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quote:
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I'd take rock eel over cod, frankly, or a nice bit of haddock.


I got to try haddock last year when I visited Maine. Quite tasty. We don't get that on the west coast. Never had rock eel.

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Rock lobster.

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I got to try haddock last year when I visited Maine. Quite tasty. We don't get that on the west coast. Never had rock eel.


'Rock eel' is a name for dogfish. Not all chippys sell it, but I like it.

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Mugtoe
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chicken gizzards, batter dipped fries and jalapenos.

you limeys don't know what yer missin.

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rodney
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chips and fries really are the same, unless we're talking fast food restaurants in which case you know what to expect. fish and chips really aren't anything special, neither are bangers and mash.

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Hawley Griffin
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quote:
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fish and chips really aren't anything special, neither are bangers and mash.


statements like the one above are the reason the british empire came to an end

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maybe rodney thinks bangers and mash are penii and whiskey?

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