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mmmtravis
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Why Can't I Be You?

There is a show on MTV (new, I believe) called "Why Can't I Be You?" and it's the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.

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wonderaz
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You need to get out more.

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mmmtravis
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No argument there.

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Pinecrika
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Registered: Jul 2001
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Why would you want to be me?

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Trenchant_Troll
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He wants to bang your wife.

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Hawley Griffin
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quote:
Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
He wants to bang your wife.

given enough time/booze Pinecrika will definitely "bang" his wife. in fact i think he will bang bang bang bang his wife.

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Cockney_Rebel
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quote:
Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
He wants to bang your wife.

With what?

His pork?

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Pinecrika
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quote:
Originally posted by Hawley Griffin
given enough time/booze Pinecrika will definitely "bang" his wife. in fact i think he will bang bang bang bang his wife.

Naw, remember she'll shoot back.

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<clever name>
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Wow, white trash IS real. I thought it was just a myth.

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Hawley Griffin
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pot calling kettle

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<clever name>
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Nope, sorry I don't live in the south. Nor do I live in anything such as a trailer, eat roadkill, contribute to the NRA, and my mother is not my cousin. Although I DID fuck my grandpa, but that's a totally diff. thing.

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SatansLeftHand
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might i point out, making fun of hillbillies is fucking stupid, because they have more weaponry than the army.

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Mordecai
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Might I point out that white trash is not synonymous with 'hill billy'?

Might I also point out that most of this forum probably qualifies as 'white trash'?

-m

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Sabine
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quote:
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Naw, remember she'll shoot back.

I'd do her. Twice. Why is she not on the boards, cricka?

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billgerat
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Why cant I be you?

It has something to do with DNA. Trust me on this one.

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Sabine
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And, MTV was at the bar the other night. Fucking annoying, following some poor guy aroung with their lights and cameras.

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Paint CHiPs
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quote:
Originally posted by Hawley Griffin
given enough time/booze Pinecrika will definitely "bang" his wife. in fact i think he will bang bang bang bang his wife.

They can't all be winners, folks.

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Sabine
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Paint? ... _.. ... _ .. _ .

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Mugtoe
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how does living in the south form a criteria for white trash?

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wonderaz
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quote:
Originally posted by Mugtoe
how does living in the south form a criteria for white trash?

Best to ask Larry the Cable Guy that question.

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Hawley Griffin
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quote:
Originally posted by Paint CHiPs
They can't all be winners, folks.

envy will be the death of you

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loser
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quote:
Originally posted by Mugtoe
how does living in the south form a criteria for white trash?

Speaking as someone who grew up WT in the extreme north, I have to say North/South has little or nothing to do with it.

Also, poverty, gun ownership/pride, and even lving/dressing/eating like hick don't make you trash.

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loser
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quote:
Originally posted by SatansLeftHand
might i point out, making fun of hillbillies is fucking stupid, because they have more weaponry than the army.

I might point out that this is nothing new, and they have yet to rise up and decimate polite society. Guns are great, being able to read a map and find your way into town, even better.

Besides which WT folks don't need to come to your house for gun waving drama, likely they have it at home.

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