Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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Tonight my person I take care of is at his momma's house so that would mean that I am free to do what I want. So I went to Bingo cause that rules all kinds of rule.
Anyway,we were doing double action bingo and I was on,man,for 250 bucks,then someone else won. Suddenly the guy next to me got up and screamed "YOU ONLY HAVE FOUR BALLS IN THE MACHINE! YOU DIDN'T DROP THE BALLS FROM THE LAST GAME!!"
Then a fight broke out,and people were yelling foul. Then it was decided that we start that whole game over. So they reissued our games but the winner was HOT cause he had to return the money.
I thought that he should have kept the money but state rules say a do over is a do over and the money goes back.
It was dramatic,man. I had fun. It was incredible.....my life rules.......snif...

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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: North Myrtle Beach SC
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That reminds me.A few years ago someone wanted to bring bingo here,but local bible thumpers objected because they said it would bring organized crime to the area.LMAO

So you would know.Is there a bingo mafia LF?Do they have cool fedora hats ,pinstripe suits and tommy guns?

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Yes. They are also old and bring these....chair cushions with them.
And I understand their fun.
I understand their fun....
I understand.

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When I was in college my roomate's gf "redecorated" some of the walls with bingo dabbers while we were high and we ended up getting evicted because of it.

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I have only been to BINGO once in my life. I won $75 and saw an old woman stab an old guy in a wheelchair in the face with a #2 pencil because he said "BINGO" by mistake. BINGO is a contact sport. I'll stick with karate, it is safer at my age; at any age actually.

PS> BTW, where is the BINGO is hazardous to your health option, LF?

PPS> Fuck you!

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If you need a sticky and only have paper,the bingo paper glue stick thinggie works well.
For fun,I like to collect old dabbers and mix up the colors to make a full new dabber. The dabber I have now is gray. I have another dabber that's the color of money. That's my lucky dabber. The gray dabber wins me money too and it used to be my lucky dabber,but lately the last time I won I used my money dabber. So now my lucky dabber is my money dabber. But soon it would run out of ink and when I mix it up again it would be a different shade then it may not be as lucky as my gray dabber.

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I have only been to BINGO once in my life. I won $75 and saw an old woman stab an old guy in a wheelchair in the face with a #2 pencil because he said "BINGO" by mistake. BINGO is a contact sport. I'll stick with karate, it is safer at my age; at any age actually.

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That Truley Blows Big Time Isnt Life Ironic ?

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Registered: Apr 2004
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Ok, Mord, here's one eligible for slathering in patchouli oil and setting on fire.

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