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I've just been fartin about on the net and came across a list of phobias some funny some not so funny.I'm a sufferer of arachnophobia to a certain extent and was wondering if anybody else would like to divulge their fears,phobias call them what you will.

Some of the naming of these things are beyond me .Such as. How do you go into a doctors surgery and tell him you suffer from sesquipedalophobia (fear of long words) i ask you?

The whole population must suffer from some phobias ....such as hthisiophobia(fear of tuberculosis)
:thantophobia(fear of death or dying) and a very strangely named,:virginitiphobia(fear of rape)

I think anybody suffering from these are in a spot of bother: vaccinophobia(fear of vaccination) and venustraphobia(fear of beautiful women).

I appreciate that some of these afflictions are really debilitating so i will try not to make too much fun of people ....lets say suffer from Scoleciphobia(fear of worms) i mean come on worms!!

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I have fear of mice and fear of that excorsist chick.

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anatidaespectophobia

that'd be the fear of being watched by a duck.

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bullshitphobianswrittenbyboredlatinstudents

its all over the internets lolololzzzz

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yeah, i totally just made that one up.

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pediaphobia (sp?) fear of dolls and certain pics as if people are looking at me
agoraphobia (sp?) fear of open spaces, like leaving my house. Also some cases, such as mine, fear of being in large groups.

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excorsisbitchiobia ~ fear of the excorsist chick.

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I fear that George Lucas might make another three Star Wars movies. I have Obi-Wan Kenobi phobia.

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Tack

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come on now that Tack was 5+ years ago, give me a break. I didn't know you've been through all this cyberphobic shit before.

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That's acceptable actually for this forum only has 29871 threads. If it had like 30 thousand threads then it would be wholefully unacceptable.
Tackurownedia ~ The fear of getting tacked.

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Cleptophobia - Fear of stealing

Now imagine a cleptomaniac with that phobia. Un-fuckin-lucky.

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Airachnophobic - fear of breathing. Now that would be un-fuckin-lucky

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I bet the fear of being tacked is why the fora move so slowly.

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Fingrinoseopia ~ Fear of picking your nose

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Scraturbuthensnfyrfngrsopia ~ Fear of sniffing your fingers after you scratch your butt

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I bet the fear of being tacked is why the fora move so slowly.

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Donbndovrcuzyllgtrammedophia ~ The fear of bending over

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you just lost a bet, bend over.

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couldn't resist

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I have that and yet....

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