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Jeitarium
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Making $ online

What do you do to make $ online?

This week I posted an ad to teach English and actually have some crazy fool willing to pay me to chat with a microphone.

I also once talked to a gay man in Boston who would pay me $50 to send him sox and underwear that I'd worn for a few days.

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Smug Git
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Tak advertises his services for paid gay sex.

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Aydin
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Re: Making $ online

quote:
Originally posted by Jeitarium
What do you do to make $ online?

This week I posted an ad to teach English and actually have some crazy fool willing to pay me to chat with a microphone.

I also once talked to a gay man in Boston who would pay me $50 to send him sox and underwear that I'd worn for a few days.


Where did you list your services?
'Cause I'm broke...

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skalie
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quote:
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Tak advertises his services for paid gay sex.


.... and amongst this lot has only earned two pervert points.

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Jeitarium
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Aydin, I posted on www.japan-guide.com

You gotta be white though

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Hawley Griffin
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Re: Making $ online

quote:
Originally posted by Jeitarium
What do you do to make $ online?


shift + 4 usualy

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Aydin
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quote:
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Aydin, I posted on www.japan-guide.com

You gotta be white though


I am, and I get on with ricers quite well.
Cheers.

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quote:
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.... and amongst this lot has only earned two pervert points.




And I had to beg Paint for those after retelling my nude travails in Prospect Park.

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Re: Re: Making $ online

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shift + 4 usualy


Hawley, please, you're failing to meet my low expectations.

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zim
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Re: Making $ online

quote:
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What do you do to make $ online?


http://www.vonage.com

go sign up.

There, thats about it.

Oh yeah. Buy some stock too.

*cry*

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DevilMoon
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I am working for a start-up. Bubble 2.0 or something.

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Boz
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Let's see...Online surveys are proven to be crap.

Google adsense requires atleast 10k users a day to click on ads, and you still can't do anything with that chump change.

Ebay requires you to have actual products to sale..

You can't make decent money off affiliate programs without high traffic pages and/or domains just like google adsense.

The only way to make practical income online without being a scholar is probably learning web development, writing and publishing, or software/game development; all which require alot of time to produce a quality by-product.

Of course 95% of IT jobs require atleast a B.S. in Computer Science or similiar majors, so back to crappy jobs we go.

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skalie
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Stay with Internet related technologies and you can manage to keep a step ahead of the University types.

Just keep oneself up to date ( best way to do that is to work in the industry unfortunately )

Welcome aboard Boz, thanks for not trying to sell us an iPod.

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Hawley Griffin
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or you could just be very very clever but in your case, thats not likely to happen.

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It's either...

Or

or leave off the period

( that's )

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Hawley Griffin
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i blame iran

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skalie
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Yes, the Flock of Seagulls have a lot to answer for, Smug, for instance.

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Boz
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I forgot to add something else that works. You can sale art, or provide graphics design work for very good income even if you're a high school dropout, unfortunatly it takes years to gain the skill level that brings in the money.

If you're a seasoned graffiti artist you're on easy street..

On a side note: I personally know an alcoholic slob who's been a tech support agent for the local phone company for years. It goes to show, who you know means something in this world. I'm on my fourth year of CS and I can't even get an office job, must be my social skills, or lack there of.

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  1. start a blog
  2. set up Google ads
  3. post inflammatory opinion pieces about macs
  4. see thousands of mac users come to your site
  5. swim in money

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quote:
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I'm on my fourth year of CS and I can't even get an office job, must be my social skills, or lack there of.


boo hoo

blog it fag

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Boz
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LOL^

Even though I own a blog and a dedicated server in which I host it on, I still don't see the reason to have a blog other than a excuse to exercise your right to be publiclly pretencious(probably why I don't try to propagate it.)

I don't usally make my problems, or personal life public. When I wine like I previously did it's usally to raise awairness of negative issues that effect everyone.

Although thousand of years of trial and error have tought a select fiew of us that total chaos that forces civilization to not make the same mistakes over again is the only true solution.


Boo...

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if there are no jobs available in your area/state/country then you move to an area/state/country where the demand for workers is high. even the boarderline retarded population of poland has realized this. surely you can too

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Pretentious

Whine

"in which I host it on"

Learn the language, please.

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i have always found it to be rather amusing how some (dare i say most) fins speak/write english better than native english speakers

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