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billgerat
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The American world

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Large Filipino
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HEY! That would be the 52nd state.

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mattdk
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You make that?

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highstreet
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It's very interesting that the Americans have absolutely no concept of Scandinavia. Socialist countries which are doing very well. I can see why they would want to put them out of mind.

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karen
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What does "mouseheads" mean or refer to?

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highstreet
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Maybe it should be Mooseheads?

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karen
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That would make much more sense.

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Large Filipino
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I say Bobbleheads!

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3MTA3
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Im sorry, how is Scandinavia, which isnt actually a country, an example of a socialist country we ignore? Also, we dont ignore Scandinavia, its just no one calls it that.

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i like the one with dragons better.

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R.A. Wilson has this relevant quote. Whether it's true is another matter, now that our government wants us to be America. Green grass and that.

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I found the Scandinavians to be about the most admirable people in Europe. clean streets, a low crime rate, a general air of high civilization - luxuries for all and a total absence of slums, poverty, and ugliness. They seem very happy and productive, with one of the most way out futurist movements in the world. They're the California of Europe.
I hate to sound like a Marxist, which I'm not, but the reason you haven't heard about Scandinavian Socialism is because the media of this country is controlled by rich people who are scared shitless of socialism. They want Americans to think there's only one type of socialism, Soviet Communism, which is the kind of place where dissident scientists get thrown in lunatic asylums, all of which is true. Americans are paranoid about Russians but Scandinavians regard them with amusement; they're those backwards people who think that you can only have socialism by putting all the poets and painters in jail. The Scandinavians reward their poets and they don't put anyone in jail for dissident political opinions.

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yes, but on the other hand you get mokkori. so, really, it's give and take.

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Is that some kind of prophecy? Sweet.

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highstreet
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Originally posted by 3MTA3
Im sorry, how is Scandinavia, which isnt actually a country, an example of a socialist country we ignore? Also, we dont ignore Scandinavia, its just no one calls it that.


Read the post again, I said countries. With an 's'. That means plural...as in a group of countries in a region which is referred to as Scandinavia. Plus it was a joke, so don't take it too seriously.

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lucidnightmare
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Well billgerat,if we American sheep were just more educated about the brown people,Eurotrash and mouseheads of the world maybe would would care.

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quote:
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It's very interesting that the Americans have absolutely no concept of Scandinavia. Socialist countries which are doing very well. I can see why they would want to put them out of mind.


High minimum wages and lots of nanny state welfare supposedly makes lazy dolts out of a population, with dire consequences for economic progress on a national scale, right?

Hell no. Even though there are still dark age economic theorists out there that ignore the facts, others are trying to figure out why the Scandinavian model continues to defy traditional economic theory

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SatansLeftHand
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it's actually more like this:

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but this one is best:

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EEEE! I'm brown people with slanty eyes.

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SANTA!

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You people seem to forget that God is American. Get with the program or get smitten like a masturbation kitten.

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quote:
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HEY! That would be the 52nd state.


You obviously weren't edgicated in a modern American public school.

It is the 52rd.

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Everything outside of the North American continent is just more land that needs to be taken and put to good use. Well, maybe not Germany. At least they tried.

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