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Mokkori
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Please, teach me.

So, I've just started my summer job working as a support technician at a phone company here in Sweden.

It's all going well but... I have a problem.

The problem comes when I try to support a foreign person, for example, we have these 24 hour access codes for wireless internet that we can give out as good will or if my company screws up. The thing is an access code usually looks like this; aK2rfgH4 and so on.

Now .. when I'm speaking to someone from London or perhaps an american business man calling from a hotell in dire need of this card I want to sound proper when I'm spelling this out and of course get it right the first time.

I haven't begun browsing the internet for an answer, instead I thought I should just ask you guys first.

Here, and I'm thinking you have a similar system, we use the following:

A - Adam, B - Bertil, C- Cesar ..and so on.

Help ... please.

Oh and if you have any other advice to share, don't hesitate.

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NATO Phonetic Alphabet Letter phonetic letter
A Alpha
B Bravo
C Charlie
D Delta
E Echo
F Foxtrot
G Golf
H Hotel
I India
J Juliet
K Kilo
L Lima
M Mike
N November
O Oscar
P Papa
Q Quebec
R Romeo
S Sierra
T Tango
U Uniform
V Victor
W Whiskey
X X-ray
Y Yankee
Z Zulu

Western Union Phonetic Alphabet Letter phonetic letter
A Adams
B Boston
C Chicago
D Denver
E Easy
F Frank
G George
H Henry
I Ida
J John
K King
L Lincoln
M Mary
N New York
O Ocean
P Peter
Q Queen
R Roger
S Sugar
T Thomas
U Union
V Victor
W William
X X-ray
Y Young
Z Zero

Having been in the military, I'm familiar with the NATO one, but not the western union one.

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Just E-mail them the code word.

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Ok, you win the humour point race L_P.

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LF the code is used so that the people that has it can GET ON THE INTERNET. If I would tell them I'm mailing the code when they're calling me telling me their internet connection isn't working ... what do you think they'd say?


Thanks Rokkr, sounds great

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They shouldn't be calling you then. They should E-Mail you. It's because even when you tell them the Alpha words to the letters,you also have to tell them small or large letters,and that is already complicated. If they E-MAIL you then you can E-MAIL them the code where all they have to do then is COPY and PASTE.

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If you ever get bored....

A Anal sex
B Big penis
C Cum Lodge

etc etc...

Not that you'll ever get bored working as a support technician at a phone company

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LF to email someone you have to have internet, yes? ... When they call me they're asking for something called Homerun, it's an internet access supplier for people with wireless internet. When they call me they want their internet to work. Had it been working, they wouldn't be calling me.

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Of course I won't be bored skalie, I'll be blowing my boss for better pay.

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something called Third Base

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What is really fun is to give them the code, then have them read it back to you and say, "That's not quite right" then repeat the code and give them a completely different one. See how many times you can do that before they go berserk.

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quote:
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LF to email someone you have to have internet, yes? ... When they call me they're asking for something called Homerun, it's an internet access supplier for people with wireless internet. When they call me they want their internet to work. Had it been working, they wouldn't be calling me.

They should use a phone line first,THEN E'mail you,duh.

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Could you give us a code,for future reference?

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OK. It the customer absolutely INSIST on using the phone to call you,this is my code whatever:

1 - one
2 - two
3 - three
4 - four
5 - five
6 - six
7 - seven
8 - eight
9 - nine
0 - zero
A - Ayyy
B - Bee
C - Cee
D - Dee
E - EEEE!!!
F - Eff
G - Gee
H - Aych
I - Eye
J - Jay
K - Kay
L - Ell
M - Emm
N - Enn
O - Oh
P - Pee
Q - Keyew
R - Arr
S - Ess
T - Tee
U - You
V - Vee
W - Double you
X - Esck
Y - Why
Z - Zee

If it's large letters say LARGE and if it's small letters say nothing. But warn the caller that all letters are small unless you say large.

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Um...shouldn't that be "Ecks" and "Wie"? I just had to acks the question.

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OH SHIT! Doolie noted.

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"Wye" is the proper spelling of the letter.

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try spelling it with dictator, terrorist and otherwise infamous people's names.

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quote:
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"Wye" is the proper spelling of the letter.


That's funny, I though "Y" was.

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Phonetic alphabet works well though I never use it, which is weird because I'm supposed to at work. I usually just make stuff up or mumble unintelligibly. Dogcow probably has the most fun suggestion, though not the most professional. My advice is to hunt down and kill L_F, then we can all rest peacefully.

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Mokkori
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Yes I do like dogcow's idea and LF you have no clue what I'm talking about do you?

And you would have no use whatsoever with any type of code I have to offer.

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Yes I do but I was trying to be funny and the title of this thread gave me wood so I'm thorry.

My professional advice is that I actually have one!

Customer - "Hello. I would like to have wireless internernet service and I need a code"

You - Oh Kay. The code is (Dt3Rys7N) Large Dog,small Tom,three,Large Richard,small Yarn,small SANTA!(thorry...Sam),Seven,Large Nancy!
Sometimes you have to read it to them reeeeal sloooow.



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