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I had a really rotten tooth that had been bothering me for about a year - but like many people i took legal pain releif and suffered in silence for as long as i could.

It was my birthday on 14/5 and the wife had bought me tickets to a comedian concert - five minutes in and we had to leave as the pain was unbearable (from the tooth)

Got home and many whiskys later coupled with nurofen etc the pain went away.

Next morning i contacted the emergency dental service (as not having an NHS dentist due to the fucked up dental service in this part of Scotland)

Appointment for the following day - i was shitting myself as i hadn't been to the dentist for many years.

Arrived at emergency dental unit - all alone and no one to be seen. Five minutes later a nurse arrived, i filled in a few forms and was taken straight through to dentist.

No pleasentries - tooth is bad - lets see if we can get it out.

LETS SEE !!! - oh fuck the pain suddenlY went away and i wanted to leave!

I held my nerve and he put an anasthetic gel on the gum, 5 mins later 4 injections (no pain) 5 mins after out with the pliers and no more bad tooth.

5 mins later back in reception paid £10 and went home happy.

The moral/message of this post is that i was shit scared of going to the dentist but in reality the experince was neither painful or scarry and i would encourage anyone with dental fear to go.

Anyway - iv'e posted now so there....?

Oh and they don't let you keep the teeth here foe the tooth fairy - i think they recycle them to the third world or ebay or something.

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apparently one of the main reasons people dislike going to the dentist so much is because they feel like they have no control when they are sitting/lying in the chair. scared into submission by a dude with a medical mask.

silly humans

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not even a picture.

let me guess. He cleft it in twain and yanked out each piece individually?

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This dentist had a a full face perspx visor - quite scarry looking.

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In 1986 I got into trouble in Manchester and ended up with a black eye a very big nose, minus one tooth and one front tooth bent right back. My bottom jaw teeth were closing between the bent tooth and the rest of my upper set of teeth when i spoke or ate....very painful.

Four days i lived with it driving me crazy...anyway...I had to go to Newcastle for work, and managed to blag my self an appointment at the dentist.

With my face slightly bruised i don't know who was shitting their selves more , me or him.

He starts to examine the bent tooth and advises me he might just have to yank it forwards and hope for the best, ok I said , so he did, no anesthetic or fuck all. After the initial shock and the steam stopped coming out of my ears, we tested them by closing the teeth together, which hurt in its self, three times he yanked my tooth. It was the anxiety between the yanks that was murder.

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and.................

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To give some insight into my dental woes............

About 20 years ago i was a very keen rugby player playing mainly as a fullback so keeing away from the rough stuff.

During one particulatly viucious game i received an elbow in the face which resulted in all my front teeth being pushed up into the roof of my mouth and my jaw being broken below my nose. After 6 hours in the dentist chair i was repaired with a bridge and a face that looked like i'd been sparring with tyeson.

About 5 years later while on a night out i convineintly got into a fight and received a kick in the mouth - oh joy! out came the bridge plus teeth. More hours in the dentist etc etc.

In 2000 my daughter started school - on the first day they are there until lunchtime so we decided to go to the beach for a picnic lunch.

What a great day as we trundled back home only to hit head on a tourist heading in our direction at 50 in a 20 zone. (what happened next is a different post)

But i hit my bloody teeth on the steering wheel.

You'll get the jist that i have been through intense dental trauma over the years...

But that said the modern techniques are that good that i have no fear of going again................apart from the DRILL!!!!

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It could have been worse, it could have been me

Unlucky....seriously

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Last time i went to the dentist was about two months ago. I went to fill a cavity and a general teeth cleaning. But since I haven't been in in a few years they recommended a DEEP cleaning. So I said oh kay.
She was hot,man. Firm delicious che che's. My cock was throbbing as she gave her injections. In one spot it still hurt and when she asked if I was oh kay,I kept nodding my head. When I was done,I used the bathroom and jacked off like I've never jacked off before.
I need a Dominetrix,man.
I LOVE the Dentist.

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Xyster is a Brit? Who knew?

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I did.

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Rugby isn't good for the teeth. When I played at school, most of us didn't even have gum guards (although I think that it's compulsory now, at schools).

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a brit with rotten teeth....who would have guessed?

it's funny. £10 for a quick and easy tooth removal. it almost seems as if they do that kind of work often.

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£10 for a quick and easy tooth removal. it almost seems as if they do that kind of work often. [/B]

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Two more months and my daughter's braces come off. Two more months and I have an extra $150.00 in the bank every month. It's been three years now.

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