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Aydin
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quote:
Originally posted by Aydin
Ok another guy came over yesterday to drink beer on my balcony nude and get tanned.
He's 24yo, an I-banker, makes six figures, from Buenos Aires but went to boarding school in Switzerland; celebrated his 21st birthday in Hong Kong, Singapore, and Greece; his mother visits NYC from BB. AA. about ten times a year to go shopping. He's of Lebanese and Aragonese ancestry.


So, I was thinking of saying:
"Ay papí, wanna be my little sugar daddy? Surely this beautiful mind and beautiful cock are worth 45K a year in maintenance?"

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cornelius
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How could he celebrate his 21st in Hong Kong, Singapore and Greece unless he spent the whole time on a plane.

Swiss boarding school, some arab background. Sounds like typical eurotrash.

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Two fags on a balcony? WTF? Does no one in NYC own a high-powered rifle?

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rub a dub dub

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Pinecrika
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quote:
Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
Two fags on a balcony? WTF? Does no one in NYC own a high-powered rifle?


According to some of my gun magazines, lots of shit is illeagal to ship to NYC.

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Aydin
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The fags are more likely to own the rifles than the ghetto trash.

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And you make the distinction between those two groups how?

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onu bunu bırak da önündekinden haber ver

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torque
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Anyone who had a high power rifle, and the skill to use it would not be interested in being in NYC.

It's pretty nasty there.

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quote:
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It's pretty nasty there.


is it? i thought it was quite nice. i felt safer there that i ever did when i was in barcelona.

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I'm not talking safety. I'm just talking about it being icky all around. I'm always glad to get the hell out of there. It might hold some charm for some people, but I don't see it.

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I like NYC a lot. However, the next time you are there bring some binoculars and your favorite rifle. Balconies are apparently where you find the game.

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quote:
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I like NYC a lot. However, the next time you are there bring some binoculars and your favorite rifle. Balconies are apparently where you find the game.


Don't forget the balcony in question is on approach for one of either LaGuardia or JFK's numerous runway's!

That kinda narrows it down.

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Lanin is like a "Never Lost"! Listen to him Torque, don't let the "make slight left" throw you; he has the coordinates!

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stop bullshiting and show us his cock

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quote:
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I'm not talking safety. I'm just talking about it being icky all around. I'm always glad to get the hell out of there. It might hold some charm for some people, but I don't see it.


ahh of course

i found the subway terminals to be a disgrace on every level.

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quote:
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Lanin is like a "Never Lost"! Listen to him Torque, don't let the "make slight left" throw you; he has the coordinates!


Aydin's balcony (acording to his previous "Airplane's" thread) is situated so he can see the Chrysler Building, and is directly inline with an approach to one of LaGardia's runways......soooo if one were to go back to the date of that threads first post by Aydin and look at the prevailing wind conditions for that day, and compare the list of the various Different Airlines he describes landing in order on that day one could most likely come up ball bark location of said balcony.

Or....... for a more immediate indication of said balcony location they could start posting on Craigslist for Multi-Lingual Unemployed Alcoholic Homosexuals with a balcony available for sunning, they could probably get a private tour of said balcony by mentioning "Have no car" and plenty of "Money for booze" and simply wait for the response.

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i've forgotten where the pernt button is.

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quote:
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ball bark


Why is that typo so oddly appropriate?

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All puppies are cute dammit.

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Take your estrogen and go to bed.

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At least I don't watch Monk like TT does.

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quote:
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Why is that typo so oddly appropriate?

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Huh....ball bark.

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Aydin
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So anyways I think I've fallen in love, and for the first time not with a straight white Turkish guy.
On the condition that I get a job, he's going to be my sugar baby and take me to the beach in Argentina for Christmas; and buy us apartments in Queens and Madrid.
His stepmom is a Princesa Peruana who is pregnant. (If you don't know what is a P. P. ask your local South American cocaine dealer).
He works for Schmank of Schmamerica, his dad works for Schmoldman Schmachs, and she works for Schmorgan Schmanley.
We're going to the nude beach this afternoon.

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