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billgerat
All hail the hypnotoad!

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
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How observant are you?

Your Observation Skills Get A C+



You tend to notice the big things in life...
But the details aren't exactly your forte

How Observant Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howobservantareyouquiz/


Not enough coffee this morning I guess.

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mattdk
STAYS HUNGRY

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: The Midwest
Posts: 998

Your Observation Skills Get A B



Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time)
And it takes something big to distract you!

How Observant Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howobservantareyouquiz/



VHF TV Dial? THE HELL!!?

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billgerat
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quote:
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VHF TV Dial? THE HELL!!?



That's because you are from the Cable Generation. I bet you never have to get up to change channels, and the phrase "Don't touch that dial!" confuses you to no end.

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lmposter
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Registered: Dec 2005
Location: San Antonio TX
Posts: 1905



le sigh.

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karen
aging hipster

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11408

Your Observation Skills Get An A-



Hardly anything gets by you...
You have a great memory and eagle eyes

How Observant Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howobservantareyouquiz/

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willimo
Erythrophiliac

Registered: Jan 2003
Location: mediocre apartment
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I got a B. However, some of the questions are kind of difficult to answer. For example, back in Louisiana, hot dog buns came in packs of 8 like the franks, up here an 8 pack is hard to find, it's usually twelve. Fans can turn either direction - ceiling fans have a switch to flip so you can make it blow the hot air down in the winter and the cool air up in the summer. The buttons are on her left, but if you were dressing her they're on your right (that's why they are opposite men). The test needs to be clarified a bit.

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rodney
Hates airplanes.

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Little Rock.
Posts: 2598

The fan question is also flawed because it doesn't specify in which direction you should be viewing the fan from. Also, I'm not 90 so some of those things I haven't seen or used in years and when I did use them I was a little kid.

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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
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quote:
On which side of a venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?


There is no correct answer for this one. You can choose either side for both the draw string and slat control when ordering your blinds. The putz who wrote this test obviously didn't observe good research practices.

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ignatz mouse
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Registered: Mar 2004
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I got the 'your head must be up your ass' score.

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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

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Location: USA
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Were there other questions besides the venetian blind one? Hmm, so THAT'S why it wouldn't give me my score.

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T
tiTalating Revelator...

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Behind this monitor.
Posts: 6468

Your Observation Skills Get A C



You tend to notice the big things in life...
But the details aren't exactly your forte

How Observant Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howobservantareyouquiz/

meh.

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dogcow
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Location: heat
Posts: 10750

tests suck.

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ad hominid

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Are you testing us?

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willimo
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Testes rule.

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Trenchant_Troll
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And thus Willimo removed the last shred of doubt regarding his sexual orientation.

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dogcow
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i thought that matter was settled with the belts thread.

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willimo
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I was just channeling LF.

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Trenchant_Troll
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quote:
Originally posted by dogcow
i thought that matter was settled with the belts thread.


I don't remember that one. I must not have noticed it.

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it'd be a shame if it was just forgotten like that.

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Oh yeah... I remember that now. Who are you again?

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Pinecrika
Prophet of Doom

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
Posts: 10541

Your Observation Skills Get A B-



Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time)
And it takes something big to distract you!

How Observant Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howobservantareyouquiz/



Not bad for three hours of beer drinking.

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SatansLeftHand
buttercup

Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Shreveport, LA
Posts: 3834

that test is complete bullshit. i'd like to take whoever made it out in the woods and see which one of us spots various wildlife first.

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Pianomahnn
Sw0ul3!!!!!11

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 1827

This test isn't so much about observance, but about rememberance. I observe very minute details in my life, but I'd be hard pressed to remember them a year from now.

I don't bother retaining useless knowledge about the locations and directions of items. I have a nervous system that does a damned fine job operating these tools without my having to remember if its on the left side.

Fuckthis.

I got a C. Need to know which I got wrong, another flaw in the test.

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quote:
Originally posted by SatansLeftHand
that test is complete bullshit.


I noticed that.

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dab!

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