Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 1880

My entire life I've had my hair cut by women. That's simply how it was. Today, my dear friends, I was styled by a golden blonde locked man in a hair salon called "The Chicago Male" or something thereabouts.

I decided to give this a try and those bargainclipper places simply suck ass. I'd rather spend 3x as much on something I know will look good, than on something I know will not.

I went out to buy some new gym shoes, and was walking home when I came upon this store. I hadn't received a haircut in about 3 months, was quite shaggy, and needed a trim.

$25 for the cut (which happened to include one hell of a nice shampooing....but lets not talk about how good that felt, k?) Another undisclosed amount on "product" to keep my style lookin' fresh, and a nice tip because he managed to actually do what all those women never could.

Wow, did I just say that?

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Registered: Jan 2003
Location: mediocre apartment
Posts: 2648

Before I moved i was absolutely insistant on going to the same girl for all my haircuts. Because she cut the front of my hair from behind me, mashing her enormous tits into my head. It was amazing. I miss her a lot.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Montreal
Posts: 3001

This belongs is in the cooking forum....

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26444

Men cut hair better than women. I used to only go to old straight ethnic men to get my hair cut--barbers vs hairdressers. That's the way to do it if you're a guy and don't give much a shit about your hair.

Gay men give good haircuts too, though. There's a chic place around here that I go to once in a blue moon. Mostly though I've settled on this place where a big fat Russian lady with carpal tunnel cuts my hair. She doesn't speak English too good, but she charges me 8 bucks and I think I'm the only person that goes there that doesn't speak Russian. I pay for the atmosphere.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
Posts: 10477

I get my hair cut at home now for $15 by some greaser at a new barber shop. The guy that owns it used to work with computers and hated his job, but noticed his old Polish barber was always happy. They talked about it and the Polish guy encouraged him to go ot barber school. Its sort of a weird barber shop though, on Thursdays they are open late and their friends come up and hang out and drink beer.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
Posts: 10477

Of course now that I am amongst the hippies I have given up shaving and hair cuts.

I am still showering though.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
Posts: 10597

I haven't payed for a haircut in years. Suckers.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 19192

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Originally posted by Pinecrika
I haven't payed for a haircut in years. Suckers.

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Registered: May 2006
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Originally posted by Pinecrika
I haven't payed for a haircut in years. Suckers.

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 26304

I got you ALL beat. I haven't HAD a haircut in YEARS.

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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I remember the last time I was in a supercuts or something this dude with a military...no. He was fucking bald almost,walked in and asked for this particular woman to cut her hair,like willimo. I found it odd cause he didn't NEED a haircut. Then when he waited,he rubbed on his scalp then promply left.
I think he just wanted her to touch him.
There should be a salon/massage place. It would make millions.

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Registered: Oct 2001
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Piano, if that is the gayest experience of your life, I really have my work cut out for me.

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 25010

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Originally posted by willimo
Before I moved i was absolutely insistant on going to the same girl for all my haircuts. Because she cut the front of my hair from behind me, mashing her enormous tits into my head. It was amazing. I miss her a lot.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: The Midwest
Posts: 998

Son of a bitch! I am gritting my teeth.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
Posts: 10597

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Originally posted by wonderaz
That would be called a mullet.

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Registered: Oct 2002
Location:
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Smartassedness aside, I only had a mullet once, when I was like, 12. I'm like skinny. Head shears are the way to go. I wear a hat 98% of the time so I don't care if I look like I'm straight outta boot camp. Since being with Kellie, my hair cut styling has improved, though.

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: south afrika
Posts: 16975

the question that is burning on everyones mind is: can kellie hide a firearm inside her vagina?

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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: .
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Quite feasible

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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Den
Posts: 11476

How appropriate.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Holy shit
Posts: 1083

She won't be the first who likes the bang bang

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Little Rock.
Posts: 2601

I only go to barbers. If I were to bother to do anything with my hair that required more than washing it, it would have to be a mohawk.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
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Originally posted by Pianomahnn
. . . Wow, did I just say that?

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Registered: Jan 2006
Location: Near Chicago
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Originally posted by Pianomahnn
he managed to actually do what all those women never could.

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Registered: Jan 2006
Location: Near Chicago
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Originally posted by cornelius
She won't be the first who likes the bang bang

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