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skinny
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Forty years of age......SHIT!

My brother is forty in a couple of months, so was wondering what to get for his birthday, and must admit i haven't got a clue.

Any ideas people?

I'm not far behind him so i need quality ideas as he will be returning the favour in a year or so.

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get him some good old incest.

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Thanks but no thanks.

I didn't ask for donations from your personal belongings!

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i don't own a buttplug, but i do own a 18" dildo

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At 40, a card shoud do the trick.

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Yeah, cruise is right. I just had a birthday a few days ago and all I got was a card. Worked for me.
*haha, you losers will have to wait til next year to start a bday thread for me now*

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When I turned 40 last month,I got this. I also have a toy gun cause every morning I take it to my head and say FUCK MUTHERFUCKER SHIT FUCK.

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Happy Birthday T six days ago!!!!!

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Thank you LF.

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My family has the "geezer stick", a cane with a rearview mirror, a horn and some other embellishments. You have be 50 to earn the geezer stick though.

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Get him this, but let him buy his own Grecian Formula and cowboy boots.

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The gun is the best idea yet. Of course life is over at 26.

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Without more information from you, a card is the only "idea" that makes sense. In particular, the only thing I know about your brother is that he's turning 40.

Amen.

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umm, Viagra?

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...and a hooker

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quote:
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Without more information from you, a card is the only "idea" that makes sense. In particular, the only thing I know about your brother is that he's turning 40.

Amen.
you can also be reasonably sure that his brother is male.

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you can also be reasonably sure that his brother is male.

Somewhere else, prob'ly, but no here. Oh, no. Not here.

Amen.

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Perfect for gift wrapping. Keep that puppy from shrinking. He would love you.

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Thanks for fuck all people,

what the fuck is a dickel pernt, good or bad i'm so proud.

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For anybody that gives a fuck, my brother flies out in the morning to watch England, stuffy cunt. That's not a bad present.
anybody that doesn't give a fuck can swallow my swingers!!!

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why would you want someone to eat your balls?

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