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glurp
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freshly shaven mons against your cheek

If you hold down the ctrl key and use the scroll wheel on your mouse, you can adjust the font size up or down. Try it.

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You're invisible too.

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Thanks!

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Don't be embarassed to be seen here.

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Bronze mons.

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quote:
Originally posted by mattdk
Bronze mons.


Fingering your mons will have no effect on the size of your font, though some women respond in unpredictable ways. (It's a ctrl issue.) I can see you're having problems with the concept, so I'll include a diagram to help point out the difference:



Fingering the mouse




Fingering the mons

Unfortunately, that will do nothing for your literary Tourette's, but it should help with manipulating your font.

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go ahead, genius, label A through G.

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A - hood (prepuce), B - clitoris, C - urethra, D - labia minora, E - labia majora, F - vestibule, G - vaginal orifice. H - anus, M- mons.

http://www.vaginainstitute.com/vagi..._external.shtml

Figuring out what's what can be difficult with a labeled picture right in front of you. Know your parts!

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men deserve equal time: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Male_anatomy.png

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http://www.afraidtoask.com/STD/stdanatomy.html

according to this page, G is the vestibule and F is the vaginal opening. go figure.

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that's an ugly vagina. nair plz

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A through M - pussy.

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Hawley Griffin
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quote:
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A through M - pussy.


H = you

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lol faggot.

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The only one I missed was the vestibule.
Only a guy would name where his dick goes after a room in a church.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Indeed, why do you think Catholic priests call them "altar boys"?

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Talarohk
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The vestibular glands are where all the vaginal lubrication comes from, though. So don't knock it.

And if I remember correctly, the vestibule is the name for the common region just within the labia minora where the urethra and vaginal opening both reach.

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When did you start dissecting your victims?

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quote:
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When did you start dissecting your victims?


around the same time he started eating them

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Right before I started teaching anatomy. It's been ever so helpful.

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quote:
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A through M - pussy.


Yessir, that's all you really need to know.

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macker
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Apparently rubbing a days worth of stubble against a freshly shaven mons isn't all that pleasant for the recipient of your ministrations.

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quote:
Originally posted by dogcow
A through M - pussy.


quote:
Originally posted by Pinecrika
Yessir, that's all you really need to know.



you pussies are forgetting something

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The little man in the boat?

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quote:
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you pussies are forgetting something


fuck that conspiracy shit, a thorough beating is all that a woman needs and desires

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